Groping Tokens

To manipulate a woman into letting you have a grope by being nice to them.

'he's handing out groping tokens like its nobody's business'

by Peach tech team May 24, 2012

malibooby groping

grabbing kneecaps and then laughing until you actually get to grab the real boobs because you become friends with benefits. rory who eats Chinese created this and jaron and Hayley got to witness it

some guy named rory: "i'm gonna grab your boobies"
random girl or guy we don't judge: "NOOOO"
rory:"YOUR MALIBOOBIES!!!!!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

Groping

groping; sex talking a person; bothering somebody by sexual gestures and body language but usually accompanied by sex talk

; a crime

You are here ordered to 20 years in state prison for your "groping" another person while at home. Another 100 years for violation of privacy fucken coward loser.

by pedaphile July 20, 2019

gooping

Using Google to gather information from its accounts without having reasonable suspicion, probable cause, or a proper warrant signed by a judge, which is required when law enforcement or agents of the government collect information, which is really protected by the Fourth Amendment of the United States, an amendment that is routinely and quite commonly ignored whenever it comes to anything on the internet

Agent Joe Friday was gooping all over the FBI offices yesterday, moving from one computer to the next, consistently violating the Fourth Amendment and thus contributing to the total lack of respect that young people have for personal liberties facearresting facebooking and arraignment

by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 2, 2014

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

groping

grabbing a girl's boobs.

Groping usually occurs when a guy grabs a girl's boobs (wanted or unwanted) to arise him and get his girl horny.

by wikidictionary April 9, 2008

belly groping

When one takes it upon themselves to sexually belly grab, in an inappropriate manor. This then heightens sexual tensions, resulting in an orgy.

Female "just a casual bit of belly groping don't mind me"

by caitesaychese May 6, 2020