guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bring don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

Gursh

A word which has many meanings. The exact meaning Can be understood from the context of the sentence. The word is derived from the original word Girsh which in Arabic language means “Shark”. The backstory of the origins of this word was when Gurshman miss pronounced the word Girsh making it into Gursh. Other sources indicate that Gurshman ironically thought that the word Gursh was supposed to mean Girsh as in Shark. Hence, the word was spoken.

How much gursh on you? (How much money, weed you got?).
We need to get gurshed. (We need to get high).
Bring some gurshes. (Bring some food, munches or weed).
About to get gurshed. (about to get fucked,die).
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Other uses:
-Gurshnaider. (The one who is gurshing)
-Gurshit. (bullshit).
-Gurshgang. (VIP gang)
-Gurshining. (a lot of bullshit, some fucking around)
-Gurshie. (my homie)

by MoeQ April 10, 2019

The Gursh

a bollywood celebrity famous for his sicknut portrayal of a try hard gangster teenager who thinks he's a fully sick nut gangster who speaks in third person.

But he's not

'did you see the gursh kid?' 'Phwoah the gursh'

by GURSHMAN5000 October 4, 2009

Up the Gumpstump

"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!

Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!

by *echo* July 7, 2010

Gurpism

A very retarded and gay person that struggles to live by society’s standards.

An example of a person with ‘Gurpism’ is the founder of ‘Gurpism’, Gurpreet.

“Yo! That man has Gurpism!”

by Marques Walker Sr. September 30, 2019

gurporbs

This means "goodbye" in a different language. That language? Probably from a different universe. Origin: Autocorrect had a seizure. That's it.

Joseph: Thanks for having me around! See you some other time. Gurporbs!
Josephine: What?

by sluoush June 30, 2020

purple gurp

The act of hitting the front brake handle too forcefully on a bicycle, causing the torso to slide forward and the scrotum to painfully smack the handlebar brace. After the pain subsides, the swelling and purple testicles become a reminder of this careless mistake.

Hahaha -- did you see Stanley just pull a purple gurp? Swear to god, he flew over the handlebars after smashing his sack!

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012