guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

by cakes June 11, 2003

guntard

An irresponsible gun owner, as in some who makes it possible for an unsupervised child to access a gun.

The boy accidentally shot and killed his sister because their guntard father refused to lock his guns in a safe. The boy thought the gun was a plaything, because that's what his father believed.

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

guitard hero

A person who sucks at playing guitar hero or rock band.

My sister is a guitard hero.
she failed slow ride on easy...on FUCKING PRACTICE MODE!!! (true story!)

by will is sexy March 14, 2009

Guitard

n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar

Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.

by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010

Gumptard

Someone who is both stupid and a retard. A gumptard.

Guy 1: ''That guy's failed his test three times now''

Guy 2:''Wow, what a gumptard!''

by Mr Thinhead February 3, 2010

guitard

a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz

"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"

by Its Me Lenny April 10, 2009

Guitard

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.

Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.

by Commandman7 May 28, 2014