GUPPY

The largest thing in the universe. This object (somehow defined as a girl) weighs an infinite amount of weight, and can be defined as kaylee. GUPPY cries about 23 hours and 49 minutes each day, yet she is able to maintain her gigantic weight. This object is the ninth wonder in the world. 'She' often likes to eat people's pants, and likes to find any chance 'she' can to get other people in trouble.

GUPPY ate my pants

by Tacobell Owner 'totally legit' February 5, 2017

Guppy.

The act of slapping someone under the chin, usually closer to their neck.

When I entered class I saw my friend Harold. I then walked up to him and gave him the "Guppy."

by VinnyVeech33 November 17, 2010

Guppy

One who breeds a lot. Can apply to a male that has sex a lot or a female that has a lot of offspring. Comes from the fact that male guppies have nothing but sex on their mind and female guppies have lots of children.

Dude, you're such a guppy! You got the whole school pregnant!

by Amerikkka is a police state February 27, 2005

guppy

A girl who dates only drug dealers.

Only guppies date drug dealers
Your a guppy

by realname888 January 1, 2011

Guppie

One who is weak and should get devoured by sharks.

Get out of my lake before you get chewed up, guppie.

by Big Poo Dog September 22, 2005

Guppy

One who tends to believe all others around him are, as well, a guppy

Jason is being such a guppy today and every other day

by CMSWAG August 26, 2017

Guppy

The best thing you will have ever had. But too bad because he’s my bestest friend, he’s my lover and he is my ride or die. Nobody else’s.

Yea yea, Guppy

by Gabby🫠 June 24, 2023