gunoholic

A person who is addicted to buying guns. Usually owns more than 20 guns and has a list of at least three more guns that he/she intends to purchase as soon as funds come available. Purchases more guns in a panic when Democrats get elected to office, or on rumors of anti-gun legislation. Also known to constantly surf the internet and gun auctions for deals on guns.

That Fred's a real gunoholic - he is constantly asking me to cover for him if his wife calls while he's picking up his latest firearm acquisition from his FFL (licensed firearms dealer).

by Ricardovitz May 13, 2009

Gunsel fuck

An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.

He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.

by Reddirt May 31, 2014

Shiny Toy Guns

Shiny Toy Guns is an indie/electronica/rock band that originated from Oklahoma. The members are:

Gregori Chad Petree
Jeremy Dawson
Mikey Martin
Sisely Treasure

In August 2008, Sisely Treasure replaced Carah Faye Charnow as the female singer of the group.

They have released two albums - 'We Are Pilots' and 'Seasons of Poison'. They have also had seven singles.

Shiny Toy Guns is an amazing band that mixes both a female and male singer, as well as hypnotizing techno beats and electrifying lyrics to create some of the best songs you will ever hear.

One of my favorite songs from Shiny Toy Guns is 'Chemistry of a Car Crash'.

You're waking up
A part of me i've never known
And i've never felt
So invincible
What took you so far away?

by Izzabeth July 25, 2009

Gungo Moment

A gungo moment generally consist of being Schrödinger douchebag, stealing or trying to use dead memes, creating uncomfortable situations, stealing ideas, forcing yourself into things where you’re not wanted.

“I think I’m gonna go as Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.”
“That’s so crazy I’m actually also going as Buzz!! Let’s match.”
“Gungo Moment.”

by The Hamburger (Joe) January 8, 2023

master guns

1) Also known as "he who bringith the shit upon ye", the master guns usually likes to go around during the day and point out what you or your Marines are doing wrong and/or what you should be doing.

This individual instills a sence of fear in all who are lower ranking to him/her.

2) Marine Corps abbreviation for: Master Gunnery Sergeant (E-9).

LCpl Slacks-a-lot: "Oh shit, turn off that movie! Here comes the master guns!"

by BROSKEW May 27, 2009

Gundo

The act of rushing to score before all players are in game. To cap a flag in capture the flag before all players are able to move due to connection times.

This can be done in online gaming instead of waiting for all participants to enter the game. Usually done by insecure players who feel a need to score before all opponents are there as this is the only way they might score. eg: That asshole just Gundo'd the flag ! WTF , Who gundo'd the flag?

the cheating prick...

by JDmon March 2, 2011

gunlove

The glorified mass hatred, masquerading as patriotism, that runs like a diseased thread through American culture and which binds together all of the twisted, racist cowards who hide behind their firearms.

His microscopic and ignorant mind naturally gravitated to gunlove.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2022