gunch

the gunch is a name for any unknown disease, usually on the skin and visible.
Creeping crud is used also.

I better go see the doctor. This gunch looks pretty bad.

by DavidLeeRoth March 5, 2005

gunch

a vagina washed in swamp water.

Whilst using his double donger, Weiros was over whelmed by the smell of his own gunch!

by Count Arza June 4, 2005

Gunch

The nasty, swamp-like area on a golf course that smells terrible.

Roger: "Aww, man. I just put my ball in the gunch."

Ken: "Chalk that ball up as a goner. Nobody goes into the gunch."

by don't suck July 25, 2010

gunch

verb, 1970s-era: Jolt a pinball machine to change the way the ball bounces.

"How d'you gunch that thing so hard without tilting it?"

by foxfirebrand August 27, 2005

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Gunch

Combination of Gut, Cunt and Crotch. Commonly used in reference to fat women with asses in front.

Jesus Christ, look at that gunch. She has two asses!

by pedro navaja November 12, 2007

Gunch

Greasy lunch.

I think a freight train ran me over, I need hangover food- let's go grab gunch at that nasty ass wings place around the corner.

by Shantastical July 22, 2011