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Foreskin Gummibears

Gummibears that taste like foreskin. Foreskin Gummibears include, but are by no means limited to, all the "original" colours of gummibears, as well as stale gummibears and those that have literally been smothered by foreskin. It is a common misconception to believe that the foreskinish taste comes from the wax coating the bear. However, it has been proven on many occasions that all gummibears taste like foreskin, and to an extent, penis cheese.
"Shit! These gummibears taste like foreskin!"
"Gummibears and penis cheese taste the same. It's a scientific fact."
Foreskin Gummibears by CAL_GORE April 25, 2005

Gummybear 

The art of removing a baby bear's teeth, and then receiving tranquilized forced fellatio from said, toothless cub. The aforementioned bear must weigh less than 32 kilos and be performed in the bear's natural habitat.
"Man, I got such a grizzly gummybear this morning. I was almost late for work!"
Gummybear by HermTran August 14, 2009

team gummi bear 

An exclusive group founded by Carol D. The group is centered around the worshiping of diner Dan. Gummi bear stands for good uvulas makes more interesting bodies eat angry rodents. Members of this club enjoy working at strip clubs and eatting chicken and waffles. They all have matching lower back tattoos of a large hairy spider. Initiation into the club includes stuffing the initiants mouth with grapes and having them shoot the grapes at old ladies that walk by
"I saw that girl from team gummi bear today. Her lower back spider tattoo was sooo hawt."
team gummi bear by Cathy McLovin December 1, 2013

gummi bear 

receiving oral sex from someone without teeth or one who was taken their false teeth and/or dentures out to perform the act.
"Yo man, your grandma just gave me a gummi bear"
gummi bear by BrittBritt December 13, 2007

gummi bear tits

noun. refers to a woman who is still very attractive dispite having small mammary glands. Specifically implies she suits them, and that the person using the word prefers them that way.
"hey there gummi bear tits, how about a snog?"

*slap*

*knee to the bollocks*
gummi bear tits by moominX July 1, 2010

gummybear 

Noun or adjective. Someone's smile bears (shows) a lot of gum.
"Gross, when she smiles there's more gum than teeth."
"Yeah, she has a gummybear smile."
gummybear by Tarik H May 15, 2007