Guilford, CT

Guilford is literally the gem of the CT shoreline. Its's small and "quaint," which unfortunately attracts thousands of tourists during the summer (something the locals do NOT enjoy). It's populated by beautiful and, for the most part, wealthy families who have trickled down from the major cities, like New York, to live a life of luxury on the ocean.

The offspring may be a bit spoiled, due to their sheltered and privledged lifestyles, but are no doubt one of the most attractive in all of CT. The guys maintain their families' legacies by possessing the perfect mix of clean-cut, preppy stoner with a dash of rugged surfer style. They drive cars purchased for them on their 16th birthdays and are quiet the charmers when they are set off into the real world. Guilford boys know how to party, deal drugs, but still please any group of superiors and succeed in any situation. Guilford girls are lucky enough to have their daddy's money and their mother's good looks. Though some may call them snobbish or high maintenance, these girls know how to charm any guy. Their intelligence, wit and naturally attained good looks are hard for any non-Guilford resident to turn down.

Guilford also produces some of the most talented young musicians on the entire shoreline. With a fabulous music program in the high school, these artists are quick to gain fame and a solid fan base from other Guilford residents. No wonder the world so easily falls for Guilford.

Boy: You're amazing! Where are you from?
Girl: Guilford, CT
Boy: Ah, I should've known. Guilford girls are by far the best.

by dfsdfsdf July 12, 2009

Guilford, Ct

Guilford: is a town in New Haven County, Connecticut, United States, that borders Madison, Branford, North Branford and Durham, and is situated on I-95 and the coast. The population was 21,398 at the 2000 census. It was named one of the top 100 places to live in the United States by Money magazine in 20052.First settled in 1639, Guilford has the third largest collection of historic homes in New England, with important buildings from the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries. There are five historic house museums, including Dudley Farm, which hosts a farmers' market on Saturdays.n Connecticut as defined on Urban Dictionary:Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.

Have you ever been to Sachem's Head in Guilford,CT? If you haven't you have no idea what you're missing out on.

Oh, you're from Guilford, CT? So, you must be wealthy and stuck up.
or
Oh, you're from Connecticut? Then, you must come from money.

by lala2525 June 14, 2008

Gullifud

Name given to a person who consistently posts articles and warnings on social media that are clearly hoaxes or bullshit, when it would only take them 2 minutes to check the veracity on google. An amalgamation of the words 'gullible'and 'fud' (Although "fud" is widely accepted in Scotland as being a slang term for the female reproductive organs, it is generally used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish)

'Oi Gary ya gullifud. Will you stop posting crap about instant noodles being coated in wax on facebook please?'

by Steven W Palmer February 23, 2014

Guilford

Guilford, Connecticut is a small, preppy, and very affluent town on the Connecticut shoreline. Guilford is 99.99% caucasian and .01 other. Most females from Guilford have blonde hair, wear polo, and drive daddy's mercedes while most males walk around, pretending to be tough, in their lacrosse pennies.

OH, you're from Guilford? Is daddy's Lexus parked outside?

by GCG09392847298 July 14, 2009

Guildford Park Secondary

A public high school in Surrey, British Columbia. Has various programs and clubs. Most known for the Growing Together program, which is to help teen mothers throughout their education. GP, which stands for "Guilford Park" is also known to stand for "Get Pregnant." GP is also mostly filled with Asian students.

Boy from different school: " Hey did you see that gr 9 from Guildford Park Secondary?"

Girl from different school: " Yeah, she looks pregnant! No wonder she's from GP."

by KING OF CAPS July 10, 2011

Gillfordness

1. State of obliviousness, mustached foolishness.
2. Finding all information to be completely new at all times.
3. Calling people "son-of-a-bitch" as a ruse to hide one's homosexuality.

"Oh, I was supposed to take out the trash and I forgot. That was some major gillfordness on my part."

"Hey ya son-of-a-bitch, lets go drink some manly beers and make out ... Uh I mean shoot guns."

by Deek Windsome November 23, 2011

Guildfording

Unintentionally setting a release date for a game or piece of entertainment and then not being able to deliver on that date.

Common in developers in Guildford, England

Person 1: Hello games said No Mans Sky will come out in June!
Person 2: Nah they're just guildfording

Person 1: Hey Media Molecule said Dreams Beta will be 2016!
Person 2: Beta 2016? Nope thats just more guildfording.

by mabo521 May 21, 2017