guinness 

The drink that inspired the Irish rebellion of 1916. Although that got rid of the English, they've been since coming back to drink it. Turns your shit black! Can also rip the hole of ya on the way out, and may dissolve your bowels! But it's worth it....honest!

Jaysus! I've just shit a black baby elephant after that Guinness last night.

guinness by John David Dickenson January 13, 2004

Guinness 

My dog she is black and she is a miniature schnauzer and she loves food. She is five when I post this.

Guinness is the cutest thing I've ever seen

Guinness by MemeWolf October 3, 2020

Guinness 

The best dog to ever exist. Everytime you feel down or alone she will always come to you and comfort you. Even when she is trying to sleep she will still let you lay with her forever or however long you need her. No animal could ever replace Guinness even if they tried, she is irreplaceable. I love you so much Guinness, you will always be in my heart even when the unfortunate day comes when you won't be here anymore.

Me: Guinness is the best dog anyone could ever have.

Guinness by Facadee May 23, 2018

Guinness 

A type of Irish liquid which makes you into a superior man. Many locals believe it was brewed by leprechauns the day St. Patrick arrived on the Emerald shores.

Man: I’m feeling down today, a girl just rejected me
Man 2: Don’t worry. Here. *hands him some Guinness*
Man: *drinks, gets bitches, becomes a don*

Guinness by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

Guinness 

A liquid black gold, unlike any other fluid in modern science; a beer that tastes like the springs of heaven and is just as smooth going down. Sets the baseline for beer in Irish pubs.

Not very carbonated, just smooth, chuggable flavor.

Known for the insane show of nirogen acrobatics, while the drinker waits for the holy thick, creamy head of godliness to settle.

Turns fruity men with tight pink shirts into whore-house frequenting lumberjacks; drinking guinness is a sign of pure masculinity.

Ordering Guinness in a true Irish pub: "Pint, please."

Woman: "You're so smooth!"
Kieth Stone: "Not as smooth as a Guinness!"

"Guinness is nasty!"
"Go drink a blue moon and stop whining, pussy!"

Guinness by luckotheirish September 11, 2012

Guinness 

A common way of punishing an irishman, typically defined as taking a big steaming shite in their mouth and proceeding to ejaculate a fat load atop the aformentioned poo.

Mason guinnessed in ians mouth as punishment for his misdeeds

Guinness by Icono June 7, 2022

Guinness 

A verb. To ejaculate on a afro carrabian person's head.

"Hey bob, how'd it go with latifa last night?"
"Dude. I gave her a guinness!"

Guinness by JackObi December 14, 2008