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guinness

Guinness is the drink of the gods! It's rich dark colour, amazing taste, and creamy head, make Guinness one of the finest stouts available!
If God drank beer...and he was an alchoholic...and irish...he would prolly drink Guinness!
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guinness

Dude, I am so thirsty. let's pop over to the pub for a pint of guinness
by thebigcurve May 17, 2005
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guinness

A three-course meal in a glass.
I missed breakfast today so I had a pint of Guinness, which contains all four food groups.
by zabazuve-ha December 5, 2007
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guinness

(1725 -1803) Irish brewer. In the late 1700s he developed a dark version of porter that still bears his name.
you stupid twat, drink some guinness during the football or stfu you mad cunt
by Anonymous January 15, 2003
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guinness

With a Capital 'G'. So good that it surpasses the qualification of 'beer'.

Guinness is a type of (some say the textbook definition of) stout. Like a typical stout, it is dark in colour, almost black and has a mildly bitter mellow taste. The creamy head that is commonly associated with a pull off the tap can be approximated using patented "widget" technology in cans. When pulling a pint off of a tap, it is customary to fill the glass roughly 2/3 to 3/4 full and let it sit before pulling the head.

Contrary to popular belief, Guinness may taste heavy, but actually is very low in alcohol and has less calories per serving than Coors Light making it a perfect anytime drink. Another bit of trivia- It is law in Ireland that if a barkeep tips or spills the head of your Guinness, you are entitled to a fresh one.
"Guinness is a wonderful stout."

"Two pints of Guinness, please"

"No, I will not trade you a Guinness for one of your Heinekens"
by Phalaeo August 30, 2007
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Guins

People/Persons
Who arent Sluts, Jocks, Emos
That are liked for being genuinly nice people
Wow their so nice, such guins
by YerNo November 8, 2007
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guinness

Guinness is so great, even though I am a wine and liquor guy, I will drink this stuff!
by Booze hound January 13, 2009
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