rosencrantz and guildenstern

–interjection

1. warning given to not kill the messenger

Don't get all rosencrantz and guildenstern on me, but I saw your sister in a gangbang video involving midgets and animals.

by qcmonkey August 9, 2009

guided crackhead

A crackhead (or other person of violent, irrational behavior, such as a crystal meth addict) who is intentionally given information as to where a particularly choice/valuable target may available by theft or armed robbery. The implicitly or explicitly intended victim, however, may be someone who it is known will be home at the time of the assault, to be disposed of before the valuables are taken. In this manner the crackhead is used as a 'fire-and-forget' weapon, like a guided missile.

Having grown tired of her middle-manager-husband's extramarital shenanigans, Mrs. Lane set a guided crackhead on him, and then raked in a significant insurance haul while she played up the "grieving widow" publicly.

by DoomRooster February 4, 2008

Gilded Geyser

Much like an Angry Dragon, but with urine instead of semen, the partner's nostrils erupt in an Old Faithfulesque spewing of urine out of their nose. Perfect for nose hair removal and works like a charm to relieve any cold or sickness, you should probably try giving your SO one today!

Cascading urine pours from the heavens of his nostrils, Tyrese had never seen anything so breathtakingly beautiful as his lovely mate gave him a precious gilded geyser of love from her vaginal blast.

by Sneed d'Elaine November 6, 2020

The Gilded Age

The name that associated with America in the late 1800s referring to the extravagant wealth and the terrible poverty that lay underneath. In other words, America is not the same in reality (on the inside) than what it looks on the outside.

Looks like a good life is ahead---Not what was expected (The Gilded Age)

by CLOURPOP November 29, 2013

gilded hoochie

First represented as the character New New/Erin in the movie "ATL", a gilded hoochie is a rich girl that acts "street" on the outside, but she is in fact a spoiled little rich girl.

Raquel: Hey, you see Shaneequa last night?
Paprika: Yeah. That bitch ain't street, she some gilded hoochie. Her name ain't even Shaneequa! It's "Elizabeth!"

by William S. Crowley XVI August 12, 2006

Guilderland

a very large town in upstate New York. Home to Crossgates Mall, corner icecream, Ronald Park, and a bunch of rich white kids who act think they're hot shit. There are many wannabe hicks who drive around in rusty pick up trucks reving their engines and pouting air,wearing camo clothes, and wannabe guidos. They start internet drama and claim to go to Albany house parties. Theres alot of whores too. Many kids go to the mall to hangout or go to the park. Place is a joke.

Josh: dude, at this party last night, some pussy from guilderland couldn't even stand up after drinking one beer
Tom: what a pussy! i hate gland fags

by anonimiousoranlso June 28, 2011

Guilderland

the worst hometown. Everyone does drugs and everyone thinks they’re better than everyone else. We have nothing but the Country’s biggest Walmart and crossgates mall. Everyone is so cocky it’s not even funny. The school district doesn’t do shit about bully’s but if you swear you get in trouble. I want to move

“Yeah I live in guilderland,it sucks”

by gabs.elaine January 8, 2019