Connor gudgeon

Connor gudeon is a overweight, selfish prick who thinks he’s gonna own his dads business and live off his dads money because he thinks he’s better than everyone. He’s going to get a fatal disease and die a very slow, painful death.

Connor gudgeon is an overweight coon

by coontastic 69 January 24, 2020

Gudge

The fat flap that hangs over your waist line: layers upon layers of fat

You see Linda's back gudge, looks like someone has some spare titties

by RNRobbie May 30, 2015

gudgeon

A small undeveloped penis, looks prepubescent but found on a man who has reached sexual maturity. Named after the small bottom-feeding fish found in rivers and lakes in Western Europe

After his pants came down I had to do a double-take, there was nothing there but a gudgeon!

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

gudge

As in "urrgh", to show an opinion of distaste to something.

That ice cream was gudge.
People from Cardiff are gudge.

by Tori-Lou November 26, 2006

gidgey

the colloquilizm (australian) for almost anything

ah my gidgey hurts.
hey can you scratch my gidgey

by aydo May 24, 2004

gudget

A guessed budget.
Whipping numbers out of your ass to satisfy others, from pulling an Enron to telling your missis you'll only spend $20 on alcohol and entertainment this month.
Noun but can act as a verb.

Tammy: "Holy crap, I have a report due tomorrow with a complete budget for the board to peruse."
Kareem: "Just gudget, it's wings night and Zack's savin us a table."

by Lawrencetown December 2, 2010

gudger

1.when fucking a girl you ejaculate in no more than 5 pumps
2.to fuck a girl prematurely ejaculate then (a)not be able to get hard again or (b) fuck her again but go limp during sex. either way resulting in the girl leaving and never talking to you again and forever being embarassed.

i was fucking this girl the other night and pulled a gudger, she hasnt talked to me since and wont answer my texts.

by captain insano shows no mercy May 5, 2010