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judgemental shoelace 

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat 

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

judgementalist 

noun: One who labels others based on limited scope; to criticize without knowledge of what is being criticized.
Judgementalists may think supporters of medical marijuana are a bunch of stoners, but in actuality, they're people who have sympathy for those suffering from a chronic or terminal health problem.
judgementalist by Rrrosa April 19, 2010

Grudgemental 

Judging someone with a bias due to a previous grudge.

Being Judgemental based on a Grudge

See:
Judgemental
Grudge
Criticize
Resentment
Judge
Resent
Tom: I dont like Jill, she is such a slut!

Bill: Dont be so Grudgemental. Just because she humiliated
you infront of the whole football team, it dose not
make her a slut.
Grudgemental by raj: June 7, 2007

Judgemental 

1.)A way of making ones self feel better, by hurting others. Usually caused by closed mindedness, and a lack of manners.

2.)Feeling the right to judge, and doing so.
Being judgemental will show people how tactless you truely are.
Judgemental by AngelsKisses75 December 28, 2005

Judgemental 

(n.):juj-men-tal

A person who judges others.

(v.):juj-men-tal
To judge, judge others.
(n.) No, I'm not going to scream "embarrasing statement", there are too many judgementals around.

(v.) I'm not sure I want to say my speech in front of her, she is very judgemental.
Judgemental by JoeyPeluka May 1, 2019
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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