Gudger

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1) A very slow moving or sloth like person. An individual who is always arriving much later than anticipated.
2) an unofficial measurement of time which is about an hour behind standard time.

Get off the couch, change your pajamas and wash your hair! Quit being a fucking Gudger!
Or
David: We are late for the movie. Has anyone seen Jonathan?
Matt: we should see him later, he is on Gudger standard time.

Gudger by BatcaveDweller May 25, 2009

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gudger

1.when fucking a girl you ejaculate in no more than 5 pumps
2.to fuck a girl prematurely ejaculate then (a)not be able to get hard again or (b) fuck her again but go limp during sex. either way resulting in the girl leaving and never talking to you again and forever being embarassed.

i was fucking this girl the other night and pulled a gudger, she hasnt talked to me since and wont answer my texts.

gudger by captain insano shows no mercy May 5, 2010

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Gurger

Gurger means a sloppy vagina. IT comes from the word regurgitate" which means to throw up. WHen you taste this sloppy vagina, you regurgitate because it is so nasty. Therefor a sloppy vagina=A Gurger.

ZAchs gurger made me throw up.

Gurger by LukeF September 6, 2005

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gadger

A (generally male) person. Slightly derogatory

That gadger over there just gave me a funny look.

gadger by thenewmagoo April 5, 2006

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gunger

A skinny line of poo that comes out ur pee hole when u do butt penis.

Yo just fucking gunger

gunger by PossibleHeadass July 8, 2022

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gudge

(Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area. Short version of gudgie or gudgie-coff.

I'm off to meet some gudge for a pint in the Mallard.

gudge by chird September 10, 2003

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Gugger

Gugger: gug•ger (gug-gur)

noun
1a: The noise Luke makes when he catches a shitty wave

1b: A person who actively surfs at UCSB

1c: an offensive slur used by surfers at UCSB to criticize poor surfing technique
variations: Guggin’: Gug•gin’ (Gug-inn)
verb
2a: The act of a gugger surfing (and or) gugging
variation: Gugga: Gug•ga (gug-gah)
noun
3a: A nonsurfer with fomo who cannot say the infamous term “gugger” and must therefore say the word without the “hard R”
3b: A friendly, comedic term used as a form of greeting by surfers at UCSB

Surfer 1: Hey dude, did you see Luke out there catching those waves?
Surfer 2: Yeah, he was guggin' all over the place, making those gugger noises!
Surfer 1: Ah man that dudes gugged out of his mind!

Gugger by Untalented14YearOld September 14, 2023

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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