Gudger 

1) A very slow moving or sloth like person. An individual who is always arriving much later than anticipated.
2) an unofficial measurement of time which is about an hour behind standard time.

Get off the couch, change your pajamas and wash your hair! Quit being a fucking Gudger!
Or
David: We are late for the movie. Has anyone seen Jonathan?
Matt: we should see him later, he is on Gudger standard time.

Gudger by BatcaveDweller May 25, 2009

gudger 

1.when fucking a girl you ejaculate in no more than 5 pumps
2.to fuck a girl prematurely ejaculate then (a)not be able to get hard again or (b) fuck her again but go limp during sex. either way resulting in the girl leaving and never talking to you again and forever being embarassed.

i was fucking this girl the other night and pulled a gudger, she hasnt talked to me since and wont answer my texts.

gudger by captain insano shows no mercy May 5, 2010

Gurger 

Gurger means a sloppy vagina. IT comes from the word regurgitate" which means to throw up. WHen you taste this sloppy vagina, you regurgitate because it is so nasty. Therefor a sloppy vagina=A Gurger.

ZAchs gurger made me throw up.

Gurger by LukeF September 6, 2005

gadger 

A (generally male) person. Slightly derogatory

That gadger over there just gave me a funny look.

gadger by thenewmagoo April 5, 2006

gunger 

A skinny line of poo that comes out ur pee hole when u do butt penis.

Yo just fucking gunger

gunger by PossibleHeadass July 8, 2022

gudge 

(Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area. Short version of gudgie or gudgie-coff.

I'm off to meet some gudge for a pint in the Mallard.

gudge by chird September 10, 2003

Gugger 

Gugger: gug•ger (gug-gur)

noun
1a: The noise Luke makes when he catches a shitty wave

1b: A person who actively surfs at UCSB

1c: an offensive slur used by surfers at UCSB to criticize poor surfing technique
variations: Guggin’: Gug•gin’ (Gug-inn)
verb
2a: The act of a gugger surfing (and or) gugging
variation: Gugga: Gug•ga (gug-gah)
noun
3a: A nonsurfer with fomo who cannot say the infamous term “gugger” and must therefore say the word without the “hard R”
3b: A friendly, comedic term used as a form of greeting by surfers at UCSB

Surfer 1: Hey dude, did you see Luke out there catching those waves?
Surfer 2: Yeah, he was guggin' all over the place, making those gugger noises!
Surfer 1: Ah man that dudes gugged out of his mind!

Gugger by Untalented14YearOld September 14, 2023