greedy grasper

Person in pot rotation that keeps trying to grab the bong and/or blunt.

Tom: Hey man! You wanna call Jack and see if he wants to smoke? Bill: No way! That guy is totally a greedy grasper!

by sedmond kuecl October 21, 2010

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grumper

1. A grumpy person 2. Totally lame.

1. Did you hear Denise whining about her hair? She's a total grumper.

2. No more pudding cups? Grumper!

by jatty July 20, 2009

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Grumper

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.

Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.

by Phartman February 28, 2013

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Grupper

Only the most amazing fish ever. Duh. Normally found in the tropical oceans of Mexico and many aquariums.

Holy crap is that a red GRUPPER in that tank!?

by Phishlover May 12, 2011

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noun. A person who believes, argues, or attempts something that is impossible/improbable while under the false impression that it is possible/probable. A grasper might attempt to date someone out of his/her range or argue that his favorite team is going to win the championship despite not having done so in decades. Often, graspers meekly make self-serving arguments that stretch logic. Derived from the phrase "grasping at straws". Made popular originally in the DC area by WJKF's Sports Junkies.

1. Person A: "There's a good chance the Redskins win the Super Bowl this year with Rex Grossman."
Person B: "You are such a grasper."

2. That bar is filled with graspers trying to score with hot chicks.

by Grasper Parnevik April 4, 2011

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