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grinching

verb: to walk up to someone, pants them, and then give them a quick lick of the crack before fleeing the scene
"Yo dawg, I wanna give Samantha a good grinching."

"Dam bb gurl u wanna get grinch'd."
by mr.hydeyowife February 11, 2019
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Grouching

When someone takes the top off one of those trashcans at parks or something, takes the trash bag out, gets inside, puts the top back on and hot boxes a joint/blunt/etc. inside.
Yo last night was awesome, we went grouching at the skate park.
by ssd14pa November 8, 2010
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gwelching

The act of which requires two men, a tube, and a trained gerbil. Basically a combo of felching and gerbiling. One man ejaculates into the rear end of one man while the other does the same to guy #1. Then a tube is inserted into the anus of both men, and a gerbil goes into one of their buttholes, sucks the cum out of their butthole, crawls to the other man's butthole and places his own sperm into his butthole, the action is repeated.
"Yeah me and my boyfriend tried gwelching the other day."
"How was it?"
"Kind of itchy."
by King Kawndum February 28, 2010
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Gaulching

The act of pooping then giving it to your female/lesbian mate as a dildo. Then when it hardens, shove it up yours or hers anus.
"I Gaulched with Stacy last night!"

Don't do a Gaulching to anybody.
by WTFAMIREADING August 28, 2016
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Grinching

A form of terrorism in which a person steals presents from beneath their neighbor's Christmas tree in order to strike fear and death into the hearts of us Capitlists by restricting our material possessons.
American: "No, don't go grinching, I'll die without that 5,000 dollar TV"

Grinch" "I don't care!"
by Logaliciousness December 27, 2011
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dry gulching

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!
"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"
by sky July 25, 2004
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Grinching

When your male partner is angry with you and hate fucks you wearing a green condom on Christmas, followed by his own self loathing.
My girl had me in a bad mood last night , so I gave her a grinching.

I Grinched her good.
by eastcoastlifestyle April 22, 2018
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