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Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.
Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!
by Loose Goose July 30, 2008
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Growing a Mushroom

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form
As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".
by benny_64 March 17, 2009
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Growing Pains

Pain one experiences upon reaching a growth spurt normally immediately following or sometimes preceding one (varies person to person) normally does not occur while you have the actual growth spurt. The pain experienced is not felt in your bones rather it is in your muscles and tendons as they stretch to keep a proper length in proportion to the length of the bone. Primarily one will feel the pain in his/her legs but it is not out of the ordinary to experience the muscle pain in your arms as well. Typically you will experience growing pains between ages of 3 or 4 to about 18, again this varies from person to person depending on when puberty hits and how tall they are predicted to grow. Some individuals may never experience growing pains. If the pain is other than muscle pain and is felt in the bone you may have splints, or possibly a hairline bone fracture. Or if it is in the muscle and does not pass within a day or two you may have tendinitis.
splints , tendinitis , Growing Pains , Growth Pain
by Not a real doctor May 19, 2009
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Growing Smiles

A truly wonderful band consisting of Khadijah on drums and singing metal, Kendra rapping, Laura the country singer and Banjo player and Eva the band manager and triangle player

Normally spelt like this:
GROWING SMILES :)
THIS ISN'T A REAL BAND YOU DUMBFUCK WHY'RE YOU SEARCHING UP GROWING SMILES
by Big K Madafaka April 30, 2014
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growing up

the realization that ones prior beliefs for the rest there life can and will not ever be possible.
Wallace gave up on music and love becuase he was growing up.
by TheCult July 16, 2008
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growing up

A term female celebrities will often use as an excuse to turn into a total slut/whore/courtesan/prostitute/harlot. They usually start their careers at a young age, with a fake innocent image. When they are close to their twenties, new, unneccessarily slutty and horrendous songs and music videos will be produced. More often than not, they will be hated by the world, contrary to their beliefs that they will sell even more. What a bunch of whores.

Another excuse from them would be things such as, "im just showing my true self, the innocent me is just a fake image"
In other words, they are nothing but a pure bred prostitute.
1)Britney Spears: So like, what do you think of my new video. Like, is it gooood?
Random man: You, my good woman, are an atrocious slut.
Britney Spears: omgwtfhaxx, im just growing up!

2)Christina Aguilera: Im like, soooo going to come up with a slutty and annoying song/video, just because im growing up
Random Man: Dude, what about your vocal talents(*whisper*if you even have any*whisper*)
Christina Aguilera: Dude, screw that, im actually a whore.
*sometime after her sales go down*
Christina Aguilera: Noooo, i aint no whore, im just experimenting with my image, see, look at my new music video.
by Narzhul November 7, 2008
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Growing A Mustache

Same as above, but it is supposed to be spelle Moustache
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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