A person who has no brand, product or store loyalty. They purchase great deals on Groupon and, when done, move on.
Salon Owner: Oh my God! Business is really up - that's my seventh new client today!
Salon Employee: Don't be stupid. They're just a bunch of Groupon Sluts - here today, gone tomorrow...
Salon Employee: Don't be stupid. They're just a bunch of Groupon Sluts - here today, gone tomorrow...
by StopWalkingBarefoot January 09, 2011
Get the Groupon Sluts mug.Alex: You know Jimmy is such a groupon douche!
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.
by alex2states July 01, 2011
Get the groupon douche mug.When a small company sees unexpected groupon success beyond their wildest dreams leading them to ignore existing customers and focus on luring new ones.
-Did you see they're having another groupon - my order hasn't shipped from the first one yet?
-I know - they have groupon greed!
-I know - they have groupon greed!
by e.a.s April 04, 2011
Get the groupon greed mug.The stress you feel when you realize that your Groupons are about to expire and you have to cram everything into one week, day, hour...
Man, I'm feeling some serious Groupon-xiety. How am I supposed to do a week's worth of yoga, 5 day's worth of Krav Maga, and 4 Spa visits in three days???
by bebedelaluna August 23, 2011
Get the Groupon-xiety mug.Phrase used to describe joy for the commencement of an event, the excitement for the beginning of something. Originated with the excitement one receives when getting a great deal on the famous coupon site Groupon.com
Alex: Dude, I just got a Steak dinner at Gibsons for like $20 bucks. Let's Go!!
Oscar: It's on like Groupon
Oscar: It's on like Groupon
by unemployed8 April 07, 2012
Get the It's on like Groupon mug.by Gina Hand February 23, 2023
Get the Groupon mug.An old and overweight man, typically between 47 and 53 years old, who actively pretends to have forgotten their groupon password. Usually these men are grossly misshapen, and hide their groupon passwords in order to hide their past illicit and secretive groupon purchases.
Yo! Did you hear Jim was being a total Groupon Caper! I heard him and Paul where at at the spa last week; he hid his password though so they're chillin'.
by Omniglot23 October 07, 2020
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