Groupon Sluts

A person who has no brand, product or store loyalty. They purchase great deals on Groupon and, when done, move on.

Salon Owner: Oh my God! Business is really up - that's my seventh new client today!
Salon Employee: Don't be stupid. They're just a bunch of Groupon Sluts - here today, gone tomorrow...

by StopWalkingBarefoot January 9, 2011

Carboxyl grouped

To be fucked up or something that is fucked up

Last night i was so carboxyl grouped that i saw sounds

by Tommyjonsurgery March 30, 2017

groupon douche

A person who is actively looking for groupons to purchase not needed and generally stupid items.

Alex: You know Jimmy is such a groupon douche!
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.

by alex2states July 1, 2011

groupon greed

When a small company sees unexpected groupon success beyond their wildest dreams leading them to ignore existing customers and focus on luring new ones.

-Did you see they're having another groupon - my order hasn't shipped from the first one yet?
-I know - they have groupon greed!

by e.a.s April 4, 2011

Groupon-xiety

The stress you feel when you realize that your Groupons are about to expire and you have to cram everything into one week, day, hour...

Man, I'm feeling some serious Groupon-xiety. How am I supposed to do a week's worth of yoga, 5 day's worth of Krav Maga, and 4 Spa visits in three days???

by bebedelaluna August 23, 2011

groupon

When a bunch of men hanging out together simultaneously get a hardon. It can occur, for example, when a hot chick passes by them, or if they are watching porn together.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl was hot. I couldn't help getting a hardon from her.

Guy 2: Me too.

Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.

by MetroidSocrates July 9, 2011

grouponese

Grouponese a sub culture of cheap humans who wait for Groupon deals so that they can give negative reviews on social media to attempt to build up notoriety in their primal clicks. These people can be found at the local Walmart, gas station food court. Also see jack wagon or shit bag.

The bad review was definitely from a person of Grouponese decent

by Larrycurly&mo September 30, 2019