The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.
If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
by The Civil Word Servant February 3, 2012
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Get the Groner mug.An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!
G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"
JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"
JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"
by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014
Get the Gronkus mug.Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.
Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz
by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
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by Pop Up Productions April 23, 2022
Get the Gronkula mug.Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.
Example 1)
Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.
Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)
Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.
Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)
by In.The.AM October 23, 2013
Get the Gronkitis mug.a gronkh is a person who eats grass off the ground, (And yes it is spelled with a small g ...)
EAT GRASS FROM A PLATE! YOU FILTHY gRONKH!!!!!!!!!
EAT GRASS FROM A PLATE! YOU FILTHY gRONKH!!!!!!!!!
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