Groping in the Dark (Megashesh ba'afela)

This phrase is from Hebrew and despite the somewhat sexual connotation in English, merely means 'clueless' or someone who is unbearably stupid.

Forget David's explanation. He's groping in the dark.

by Rose Z September 8, 2005

Phone Groping

That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.

by xximsomentalxx February 19, 2011

groping

to touch or fondle someone sexualy to get em horny!

i was over at my bfs house and halfway through making out he started groping my boobs really sexually. it felt so good so i groped his hard long cock

by sexyhornygirl May 27, 2009

Glomping

Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P

"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"

by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012

Groping Tokens

To manipulate a woman into letting you have a grope by being nice to them.

'he's handing out groping tokens like its nobody's business'

by Peach tech team May 24, 2012

tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

by dsc big boi June 12, 2011

malibooby groping

grabbing kneecaps and then laughing until you actually get to grab the real boobs because you become friends with benefits. rory who eats Chinese created this and jaron and Hayley got to witness it

some guy named rory: "i'm gonna grab your boobies"
random girl or guy we don't judge: "NOOOO"
rory:"YOUR MALIBOOBIES!!!!!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019