Grimming

Backing off from a prearranged 50/50 gamble, a "flip", in an unfair way upon realizing that your chance of winning the flip is below 50%.

A: 100$ flip anyone? All-in regardless of cards
B: Agreed
B: Gets dealt King of Spades, 9 of Clubs
A: Gets dealt 5 of Hearts, 2 of Spades
B: Raises to 100$ and is all-in
A: Folds
B: Huh?
A: Uhh, bad connection
B: Dishonest bastard... Brb making sure everyone knows you're a grimming cheater

by Asdf69-666 August 15, 2009

Puppy grooming

v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.

Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.

by Jeremyhotpepper April 30, 2011

c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

by Xaime June 1, 2019

monkey grooming

The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.

Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.

by Goshma Ballsich November 14, 2013

gremminger

When a girl queefs on her period. Usually resulting in blood all over the woman.

Guy 1: Were you there in Calculus?
Guy 2: No, what happened, bro?
Guy 1: Ashley had the craziest gremminger. She had blood running down her legs.
Guy 2: No way! That's disgusting!
Guy 1: I know, right?

by Jay Zay is Cray October 9, 2012

Reverse Grooming

The act of representing yourself in a misleading way, on-line, for the purpose of securing a date with a person older than you.

In essence, reverse grooming is an about turn on the familiar stereotype of the groomer - the most important differences being that it is legal and completely wholesome. Where your typical groomer of young people will use an excessive amount of explanation marks, smiley faces and abbreviation in communications, and display a recently acquired knowledge of the current music/TV/film tastes of young people, the technique of the reverse groomer is almost the exact opposite. Out goes the faux-poor grammar, smilies and explanation marks, and in comes an increased attention to grammar and punctuation, and a recently acquired knowledge of wine, theatre and expensive locations for mini-breaks.

Reverse Grooming in action:

“Wot u doin sat nite – wont 2 have sum fun?? LOLZ!!!!! :-) :-) ;-) ”

Becomes:

“Rachel,

My property manager has just confirmed that the Tuscany farm house will be free in the Autumn. I realise that we have yet to meet, but there’s no doubting the connection between us my petal. If you are as beautiful in person as you are in your photographs I would love to take you there for a long weekend. After all, what better place to drink wine and discuss culture than the birthplace of the italian renaissance?”

by Tom_135 May 26, 2011

Facebook Grooming

To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.

A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?

B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.

by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009