Grinch

The best fucking creature in all of fucking Whoville.

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- Grinch Harper

"I had the best of times last night with the Grinch, his dick was so green and hairy."

or

"I went to the Grinch's house last week. He lives on the tip of Mount Crumpit and has a killer view"

by grinchlover December 3, 2018

grinchfinger

An extremely long and particularly impressive bud of marijuana, referencing the green fuzzy quality of Dr. Suess' "The Grinch".

"When it was time to load the bong, he broke out that grinchfinger."

"Man, that plant was so beautiful, it had grinchfingers sprouting all over the place."

"Did you see that grinchfinger in High Times last month; sweet."

by Tim Coxmann, Halston Brownface January 9, 2008

groncho

Bum in Argentinian slang. Also means someone that resembles a bum.... badly dressed... bad grammar, etc.

You look like a groncho wearing a Barnum & Bailey Circus t-shirt.

by Anouk September 19, 2005

grinch's finger

A large, maybe deformed green chilli from a Fish and Chip Shop, usually asked for when buying kebab meat

Buying a kebab and asking for a green chilli, then opening the box and screaming "OH MY GOD ITS A GRINCH'S FINGER!" Then laughing hysterically

"I asked for a Grinch's finger and the mans face was priceless"

by The Grinch's Finger December 28, 2013

Grinched

When you come home, and all of your belongings are gone, even the light bulbs.

My ex wife grinched me

by mildot December 20, 2014

liquor grinch

Someone who hogs all of the booze at a party and becomes extremely hostile and cold hearted as they continue to drink.

Jesus Christ! Why is Phil at the party? Everyone knows he's a liquor grinch!

by Thunderchicken May 8, 2015

14 Inch Grinch

The term “14 Inch Grinch” means 14 inch monster cock that challenges god himself for the throne to rule all of man kind

Justin has a big 14 Inch Grinch! he almost ripped my ass in half

by 14InchGrinch Weilder January 24, 2019