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David Goggins

Hardest mother fucker in the world.

He's a retired navy seal, ultra marathon runner, athlete, public speaker and also a writer.his famous book" Can't hurt me".
He is famous for his motivational talk with not just words but through actions.

David goggins is the type of guy who gives his teacher home work.
Goggins favourite hobbies include
1. Going for a jog in a thunderstorm.
2. Swimming in freeing cold water.
3. Tying himself up and drowning in a lake.
Person1: hey man I don't feel like going for a run.
David Goggins: put your shoes on man, don't get poopy pants on me!
Person 1: I wanna take a day off.
David goggins: Merry Christmas mother fucker!!
by Abducted_by_aliens August 16, 2022
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Avani Gregg

Avani Gregg is a former TikTok star and actress. She was born November 23, 2002, in Indiana. In Indiana Avani lived with her mother, Anisha Gregg, father, Lewis Gregg, older sister, Shanti Gregg, and younger sister, Priya Gregg. Avani is African American and Indian-Mongolian. Avani grew up as a gymnast, she reach training level 10, until she was forced to quit due to her unfortunate back injury. Avani is most known for her crazy make-up looks. Her most popular make-up look is the iconic "Clown Check". Avani is in a large group of content creators, known as The Hype House. Avani is currently dating fellow TikTok star, Anthony Reeves, also know as luvanthony. Avani is close friends with Amelie Zilber, Charli D'Amelio, Addison Rae, and Madi Monroe, whom of all are TikTokers. Avani Gregg's social medias are, TikTik: avani, Instagram: avani, Twitter: lilpapivoni, SnapChat: avaniigregg.
Girl1:"Hey! Did you see Avani Gregg's new tiktok?"
Girl2:"Yeah! It's very cool."
by BeepBoop._.Bop June 3, 2020
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iranian ski goggles

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.
Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!
by Mil3Druid3 June 3, 2016
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stress goggles

when finals sneak up on unwitting college students, libraries, study rooms and coffee shops (wherever they have free wifi to satisfy facebook addiction) start to fill up to the brim with college students with their books and notes, a curious thing occurs.
People around you will suddenly become more and more attractive the closer you get to finals, even when they are stylishly unkempt or reeking of red bull and cigarettes. This anomalous phenomenon can be attributed to many factors; procrastination induced horniness, sudden onset of booksmarts causing a sharp drop in common sense, or all that adderall, caffiene, taurine, nicotine suddenly kicking in at the same time to create a clusterfuck of bad ideas.
This, my educated friends, is stress goggles. Just like its early october counterpart - Beer goggles, stress goggles turn bad ideas into good ideas and gives courage to the truly dimwitted. After fifteen redbulls, two tabs of addy, and a pack of marlboros, the only bad decision is an unmade one.
Upon discovery of symptoms such as lusting after unattractive members of the opposite sex, licking things that normally shouldn't be licked, breaking the three second rule, a good friend must properly restrain to the sufferer, so no one actually gets hurt. Real friends don't let real friends hook up before finals.
Just like beer goggles, the next day can be filled with regret after sleeping off all the uppers.
below is an actual documented conversation:

1. dude i think i'm in love man, i never knew i liked brunettes, but she's really somethin else man
2. ok first of all, that's a dude. take it easy on the redbulls
1. you know what? love knows no boundaries, and gender is a boundary, i say screw society and screw this paper i have to write!
2. dude you've got the stress goggles like the biznitch. calm the fuck down or you'll wake up regrettin it tomorrow.
1. thanks man i knew i could count on you
by UCDPWNS December 3, 2010
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Goggins

Based on Celebrity Navy Seal David Goggins, this expression is used to describe someone who does a task in such an extreme matter, regardless of the pain and suffering, because they are just that awesome/hardcore/committed to being the most badass motherfuckers on the planet.
"Dude how was the training this morning?"
"Man... I went Goggins and trained HAM for 4 hours strait."

"Let's sign up to this 50Mile Marathon tomorrow"
"We never running before... we going Goggins?"
"Hell ya!"
by jaycraycray November 12, 2018
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groggy gary

The best FPS gamer of all time, groggy gary.
"Did you see that guy named groggy gary? I heard he was the best FPS gamer of all time!
by groggygary June 16, 2022
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goggleface

a skier or snowboarder who has potential to be good looking with their snowboard/ski gear on i.e. goggles, helmet, hat, etc. BUT when gear is removed they are butt ugly.
Jo says: "Look at that guy, he looks really hot!"

Jess says: "Oh no, I saw him in the lodge, he's a goggleface"
by jomala92 January 1, 2012
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