grippin grain

A slang term that mean to masturbate a man with a small penis-- hence "grippin" means to masturbate, and "grain" refers to the smallness of a cock.

Sally: Hey Nina, I heard you got a new boyfriend.
Nina: Yeah. His name is Arnold Shwarzenegger.
Sally: Ohhh, you like grippin grain, aye?

by Leah McCar April 19, 2008

wood grain grippin

when your ride's got a wood grain steerin wheel

"swervin while i'm workin tha wood wheel, whateva city i'm in, i find out where tha hood is"

by bucks214 June 27, 2005

Grippin' On Dat Wood

The act of self-pleasure; masturbation. The term was popularized by You Tube video "Christian Rap Fail - Grippin' on Dat Wood" featuring various animals having a wank.

Grip grip yo, I'm grippin' on dat wood and it feels so good yo...

by ButtCheeze McGhee September 19, 2011

Grippin Wood Grain

When the driver sits in the passenger seat while an attractive and agile woman climbs on top to perform a fascinating position. When she gets in the proper position she will be resting her hands on the dash bouncing up and down. In a "baller"'s case, he's vechile would be equipped with a Wood Grain Dash. These are usually found in Luxury SUVs like the Escalades.

I was banging that hott bitch and had her Grippin Wood Grain in my Escalade

by FINEST187 April 24, 2008

wood grain grippin

It means working hard, all day everyday.

boss sippin card dippin grant wood grain grippin-Still Tippin

by Rudy King November 29, 2007

Peter Grippin-deez nuts

if you want someone to kill themselves

Your friend says "deez nuts"
you then reply with "peter grippin-deez nuts"
They immediately grab a gun and shoot in the nuts themselves "peter grippin-deez nuts"

by plurgfish December 8, 2021

Shrimp Grippin'

Masturbating with your small penis.

Stop all the shrimp grippin' and get back to work.

by Salty Weasel April 12, 2024