A slang term that mean to masturbate a man with a small penis-- hence "grippin" means to masturbate, and "grain" refers to the smallness of a cock.
Sally: Hey Nina, I heard you got a new boyfriend.
Nina: Yeah. His name is Arnold Shwarzenegger.
Sally: Ohhh, you like grippin grain, aye?
Nina: Yeah. His name is Arnold Shwarzenegger.
Sally: Ohhh, you like grippin grain, aye?
by Leah McCar April 19, 2008
by bucks214 June 17, 2005
The act of self-pleasure; masturbation. The term was popularized by You Tube video "Christian Rap Fail - Grippin' on Dat Wood" featuring various animals having a wank.
by ButtCheeze McGhee September 19, 2011
When the driver sits in the passenger seat while an attractive and agile woman climbs on top to perform a fascinating position. When she gets in the proper position she will be resting her hands on the dash bouncing up and down. In a "baller"'s case, he's vechile would be equipped with a Wood Grain Dash. These are usually found in Luxury SUVs like the Escalades.
by FINEST187 April 24, 2008
by Rudy King November 7, 2007
Your friend says "deez nuts"
you then reply with "peter grippin-deez nuts"
They immediately grab a gun and shoot in the nuts themselves "peter grippin-deez nuts"
you then reply with "peter grippin-deez nuts"
They immediately grab a gun and shoot in the nuts themselves "peter grippin-deez nuts"
by plurgfish December 9, 2021
/‘GrippiN/
Adjective (adj.)
• To be Stressed out, In the weeds, overwhelmed with a task and losing control of all sense of normality.
• Being under the influence, in a mind altered state or any other factor which would render or prevent ones capability of being fully aware or competent of completing an otherwise normal task.
Adjective (adj.)
• To be Stressed out, In the weeds, overwhelmed with a task and losing control of all sense of normality.
• Being under the influence, in a mind altered state or any other factor which would render or prevent ones capability of being fully aware or competent of completing an otherwise normal task.
Chef: Why you grippin right now and giving me entrees for a table who’s apps aren’t even out yet bitch boy?! There’s only 3 tables in the restaurant!!
Mr. Jones, Wilfredo has shown up 2 hours late the past 3 months and your soft ass hasn’t said a fucking word. I don’t care if you can’t find anyone else - I’ll do Bof my job and that crackheads if that money rite. Otherwise you on your own with Mr. Scratchy the ear biting, glass dick sucking degenerate.
Mr. Jones, Wilfredo has shown up 2 hours late the past 3 months and your soft ass hasn’t said a fucking word. I don’t care if you can’t find anyone else - I’ll do Bof my job and that crackheads if that money rite. Otherwise you on your own with Mr. Scratchy the ear biting, glass dick sucking degenerate.
by WiZard-stiK September 12, 2022