Grimlock

The act of a grenade bouncing back towards the person who threw it. Grimlock2 is notorious for this act.

Grimlock2 cooked his grenade only to have it bounce off a low ceiling back towards him, to which he exclaimed, "Shit! I grimlocked it!"

by ThatsRightCOW June 28, 2009

Slappin' the Grimlock

Slappin' the Grimlock is the coolest new activity you can do. Any hip new "thing" can be referred to in casual conversation as Slappin' the Grimlock, in order to confuse other people- the point being that if you have to ask what the other person means, you'll never be cool enough to partake in the activity.

"Hey man, me and my buddes are gonna go slap the Grimlock for a while, you wanna come?"

"The hell are you talking about?"

"Never mind... I guess you're just not cool enough to enjoy a good session of slappin' the Grimlock."

by Darc Discordia April 16, 2009

Cock Gridlock

Similar to the cock block, but the guy-to-girl ratio is higher, about 4:1. Usually a team effort.

Your friend seems rather annoyed about that cock gridlock we created last night.

by TromboneMechanic September 21, 2009

pubic gridlock

when pubic hair gets stuck in your teeth :o

yo i got some major pubic gridlock after licking deshawn's nut sack D:

by banana pony May 8, 2009

Gridlock

a blockage of something (from the severe road traffic stalling situation)

The gridlock in Web traffic is due to the worm's payload.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010

Gridlock

When a person is incapable of removing themselves from the grid due to an attachment to their phone, computer, or job either by choice, addiction, or priorities.

I wanted to go camping this weekend, but I'm totally gridlocked.

by Double-O-Ben October 21, 2013

Gridlock

The thickest bitch that will ever exist

Holy shit i never seen a gridlock so huge

by BigDaddyD8126 May 13, 2020