One who owns all. Usually have at least 27 cousins, eat lots of awesome food (Yamista, gyros, spanicopita). We invented everything, including the atom bomb. It was then stolen by the Italians, then by the Russians, and finally by the Bastards in the USA. We hate those malakas from Turkey, with their camel wrestling. They take over northern Cyprus, so we are forced to kill them.
Famous Greek: Jennifer Aniston
by Spatter Artist (Ioannis Tzilos) February 19, 2006
Greeks border on obsessive behavior in many aspects and also claim to invent everything when they are really simple people who believe in stupid shit like spraying windex on cuts. Arguing and discussing things logically with greeks is near impossible because they will just make up things.
I had a Greek girlfriend once... I couldnt put up with her unrelenting mouth and bullshit so I hit it and quit it.
Man that Greek claimed that Greeks invented a time machine already.
Man that Greek claimed that Greeks invented a time machine already.
by andro333 August 17, 2007
If someone is greek he is your father (metaphorically like god). Greece is the most wealthy country ever........NOTTTTT
by Panathass February 05, 2019
"Man i feel like imma greek all over the place"
"Damn, after the beer pong tourney i greeked like crazy"
"HOLY SHIT, Nick is greeking all over the place"
"Damn, after the beer pong tourney i greeked like crazy"
"HOLY SHIT, Nick is greeking all over the place"
by Rose Marie April 23, 2006
Someone who can trace every single human invention back to Greece. Glorifies Greece for being the cradle of democracy, yet doesn't even have the letter 'd' from democracy. Has sub-Saharan ancestry yet loves to scream white supremacy. The men look like monkeys and receive the most sexual interaction from desperate Serbian men. Have the ability to fart soundlessly and cry together with Serbs about how they're the rulers of the universe and come up with theories on how even God is Greek.
Greek: "You know, Greeks invented sex."
Non-Greek: "That's true, but it was the non-Greeks that introduced it to women."
Non-Greek: "That's true, but it was the non-Greeks that introduced it to women."
by BlessedNonGreek July 11, 2013