Gravity

To Hold it Down. Keep strong.

Phone Conversation: Aight man, good talkin to ya, gravity

by N. Brown May 6, 2005

Gravity

What keeps your feet on the ground. Turns off when drunk or tired.

Shit I can't walk!
Oh don't you know gravity turns off when you're drunk!

by lmfaoemogirl August 3, 2011

Gravity

A Physical force that keeps objects of a certain mass from leaving the Earth's surface. Gravity was created explicitly for the purpose of high school students dropping whole watermelons onto the pavement below while on top of the high school, and possibly hitting a teachers car for bonus points.

The pull of gravity was so strong that the watermelon exploded on impact upon hitting the target reticule painted on the 1995 Pontiac.

by M2012 August 6, 2010

Gravity

The reason we don't have wings.

Damn gravity.

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009

Gravity

The True force and power behind God, and or, Karma.
Gravity is a total bitch, and can only cause trouble.

Person 1: Hey tommy, Do you see that tree falling towards us at an alarming rate.

Person 2: Holy shit, I knew i should have kicked those babies this mourning, Gravity was totally watching me.

by Adelknox June 10, 2008

Gravity

The force between a big pair of thunder thighs..

Man, do you feel the gravity coming off those thighs.

by Prosauceboy October 16, 2008

gravity

Shit that keeps you on the ground

Look, it's gravity, or something.

by John Schaffer December 18, 2004