by N. Brown May 06, 2005
by lmfaoemogirl August 03, 2011
A Physical force that keeps objects of a certain mass from leaving the Earth's surface. Gravity was created explicitly for the purpose of high school students dropping whole watermelons onto the pavement below while on top of the high school, and possibly hitting a teachers car for bonus points.
The pull of gravity was so strong that the watermelon exploded on impact upon hitting the target reticule painted on the 1995 Pontiac.
by M2012 August 06, 2010
by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009
The True force and power behind God, and or, Karma.
Gravity is a total bitch, and can only cause trouble.
Gravity is a total bitch, and can only cause trouble.
Person 1: Hey tommy, Do you see that tree falling towards us at an alarming rate.
Person 2: Holy shit, I knew i should have kicked those babies this mourning, Gravity was totally watching me.
Person 2: Holy shit, I knew i should have kicked those babies this mourning, Gravity was totally watching me.
by Adelknox June 11, 2008
by Prosauceboy August 27, 2008
Look, it's gravity, or something.
by John Schaffer December 19, 2004