Masterual Gratification

To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.

Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?

Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.

by xFISHx October 24, 2007

Greenification

The networking art of converting what was a untrusted security zone to a trusted zone (aka. green zone). This statement could be construed with environmentalism but the originator insists he not a tree hugger.

Damn ... this greenification is such a pain. I just going to let it bleed into the sea.

by Greenificator August 20, 2007

Anal gratification

Letting your mind be set free and enjoying an anal orgasm.

Cuming from anal intercourse...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...

by biggest creep ever December 3, 2013

Gankificationism

The act of taking something without paying, or the intent of paying for it in any way. Can be used for basically any situation in which something is taken.

*watches Wilson steal someone's food and run*
That was gankificationism to the max!

by PoPoGonnaGetYou September 8, 2005

Self gratification

What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!

My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?

by Cornfucker January 25, 2004

grassification

(v) to smoke weed; grassify
(n) the act of getting grassified ie; smoking pot

Are you up for some late night grassification?....Dude, I'm hella grassified. ...That grassification hit the spot

by cuz July 7, 2004

immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.

If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.

by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014