Diction repetitively used by obvious overseas scam artists via email, web dating and other forms of social internet pages, often exemplifying english as a second language. Used mostly to try and phish intended victims information and/or sucker victim into "donating/giving" money.
Example of Scammer grammar, often found in emails or dating site messages:
Hello am kelvin..Am new on here and seeking for a very nice and interesting lady to be with and get to know what she seeks on here..Am An Interesting Loving and honest man to be with .Well i will like to know more about and see where it leads us to
Hello am kelvin..Am new on here and seeking for a very nice and interesting lady to be with and get to know what she seeks on here..Am An Interesting Loving and honest man to be with .Well i will like to know more about and see where it leads us to
by Lonewolf0221 July 15, 2011
Get the Scammer grammar mug.Grammatical (or grammar) pedantry syndrome is an illness or a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where someone has a compulsive desire to correct any grammatical errors one has made and is obsessed with taking this peculiar, constant, and vexatious (from the target's perspective) action.
"Me and mark ate cookies!"
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I have Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome."
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I have Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome."
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An all-girls school in Kent that forces its students to wear knee length skirts that resemble that of a nun. It is full of either slags who lost their virginity at 13, druggies who deal on site, or members of the LGBTQ+ community.
by wishywashylaundrystick June 17, 2020
Get the invicta grammar school mug.i dropped out of school when i was four because that bitch teacher was keeping me down, just like the man. STICK IT TO THE MAN! NOW I ARE RACISTSEXIST! ^^ (Grammatically Challenged)
by Moikii September 11, 2007
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1. A person who uses proper grammar at all times, esp. online in emails, chatrooms, instant messages and webboard posts; a proponent of grammatical correctness. Often one who spells correctly as well.
2. a – A person who believes proper grammar (and spelling) should be used by everyone whenever possible. b – One who attempts to persuade or force others to use proper grammar and spelling. c – One who uses proper grammar and spelling to subtly mock or deride those who do not; an exhibitor of grammatical superiority. d – One who advocates linguistic clarity; an opponent of 1337-speak. e – One who corrects others' grammar; the spelling police.
proper noun
3. A nickname, pseudonym or handle for a well-known grammar nazi (defs. 1 and 2) within a particular social circle, used to show either great respect or great contempt for his or her abilities.
verb (transitive)
4. To correct the grammar of (a person's speech, a piece of writing, etc.); to edit for grammar and spelling; to proofread.
1. A person who uses proper grammar at all times, esp. online in emails, chatrooms, instant messages and webboard posts; a proponent of grammatical correctness. Often one who spells correctly as well.
2. a – A person who believes proper grammar (and spelling) should be used by everyone whenever possible. b – One who attempts to persuade or force others to use proper grammar and spelling. c – One who uses proper grammar and spelling to subtly mock or deride those who do not; an exhibitor of grammatical superiority. d – One who advocates linguistic clarity; an opponent of 1337-speak. e – One who corrects others' grammar; the spelling police.
proper noun
3. A nickname, pseudonym or handle for a well-known grammar nazi (defs. 1 and 2) within a particular social circle, used to show either great respect or great contempt for his or her abilities.
verb (transitive)
4. To correct the grammar of (a person's speech, a piece of writing, etc.); to edit for grammar and spelling; to proofread.
1. A grammar nazi knows the difference between "there," "their" and "they're."
2. Teh grammar nazis haev invadd r formu.
3. Grammar Nazi, help me with my English homework please.
4. He totally grammar nazied my article, replacing pronouns and rewriting clauses.
2. Teh grammar nazis haev invadd r formu.
3. Grammar Nazi, help me with my English homework please.
4. He totally grammar nazied my article, replacing pronouns and rewriting clauses.
by Qaanol January 21, 2005
Get the Grammar Nazi mug.A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.
Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.
Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!
by BrandonD42069 October 20, 2020
Get the John Hampden Grammar School mug.Intentionally botching the grammar of a sentence. Also the misuse or pronunciation of a word within a crowd of literary proficient individuals.
The act of dropping a grammar bomb is most effective at parties where most guests are highly educated, or pride themselves in having an intimidating vocabulary. There is a careful balance in placing a grammar bomb as to gauge the reaction of other people. Too subtle, and nobody might even notice. Too strong, somebody might correct you. (still kinda fun) The optimal priming for a grammar bomb is when everybody heard the language atrocity, but feels compelled to behave politely and endure the awkward moment without correction.
The act of dropping a grammar bomb is most effective at parties where most guests are highly educated, or pride themselves in having an intimidating vocabulary. There is a careful balance in placing a grammar bomb as to gauge the reaction of other people. Too subtle, and nobody might even notice. Too strong, somebody might correct you. (still kinda fun) The optimal priming for a grammar bomb is when everybody heard the language atrocity, but feels compelled to behave politely and endure the awkward moment without correction.
“Hey, I dropped a grammar bomb in front of that English professor who knows I have a Master’s Degree. I think it broke his brain.”
by TheKwijibo August 15, 2010
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