grandstander

An attention seeking whore.
Normally also a low-rent troll.

Donald Trump called Comey a grandstander.
Every time he opens his slit he projects.

by 29gts11 August 26, 2020

Grandstanding

To receive fellatio while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet instead of the bowl.

"John keeps talking about how he got a lumpkin AND upper decked somebody the other night."

"Nah, he was just grandstanding - "

by HCGATOR07 December 3, 2009

Georgia Grandstaff

one of the worst living people alive

Georgia grandstaff needs to gte over herself!

by bibi July 31, 2003

Grand Stand

Just like a one night stand... but for a whole week. With 3 women. At the same time. Covered in chocolate sauce. In a silk hammock. In Jamaica

Yo these nachos are better than a grand stand!

by Ginger106615 March 14, 2018

grandstanding

Brilliant persons of an upstanding community. Usually with huge bottoms.

Council chairpersons

by daniel ives May 7, 2004

[Grandsta]

name for the ultimate grandma

The Grandsta will never be called Mema, Nana, or Grandma.

by cam2u November 26, 2010

grandstrand

A huge cumshot; Mertle Beach.

I jizzed so hard and long that I shot a grandstrand on her face.

Mertle Beach is located on the Grandstrand.

by Tony Grandstrand February 22, 2009