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Black Grandiosity

The ever evolving collection of cultural beliefs describing the racial identity of African Americans that is both immune from introspection by its own race, can not be observed correctly from outside of the race due to a perceived lack of life experience. At the same time it is omni-intelligent and can observe other races without direct experience and with a perceived lack of bias that no one will challenge.

An ever growing list of positive attributes that can only be obtained by blackness, and an ever growing list of negative qualities that are permanently attached to any amount of whiteness without cause.

An ever growing list of challenges that black people face caused directly by every individual white person.

The observer refuses to observe the observer, and any outsider who makes a contrarian observation is racist.

A debate between a man and his own shadow.
I was the only white student in my African American studies class, and we had a debate on how black people can't be racist. I offered a different perspective but was told my opinions were irrelevant because i was white. You can't argue with Black Grandiosity.
by Peeney Weenus June 4, 2020
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conceited with grandiose senses

What does it actually mean?

conceited
adjective
excessively proud of oneself; vain.
"Fred's so conceited he'd never believe anyone would refuse him"

grandiose
adjective
impressive and imposing in appearance or style, especially pretentiously so.
"the court's grandiose facade"

sense
noun
a way in which an expression or a situation can be interpreted; a meaning.
"it is not clear which sense of the word ‘characters’ is intended in this passage"

Stringing all these definitions, you get
A person who is excessively proud of oneself, with a way in which an expression or a situation can be interpreted, which is impressive and imposing in appearance or style, (especially pretentiously so)
Conceited with grandiose senses think lowly and badly of me is arrogant and unreasonably stupid not simple, just what low intellect thinks and acts bc so self obsessed and inferior yet full of self, such paradox still dare acts as if winner hah only know to "like, love" self not really ever liking nor loving others is bc inferior, low fake self confident and I should not ever be blamed or be assaulted hah
by meorii August 1, 2021
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Grandcougar

An attractive woman older than 50 years old, who is on the hunt for younger males. She may be found in nightclubs and bars hunting for her prey.

Grandcougars are generally post postmenopausal and can be easily identified by their frequent hot flashes and night sweats.
I bagged a Grandcougar last night at the club.
by TireIronTaylor November 11, 2010
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Grandulous

When you are feeling amazing. Life is pretty good. Must be eating corn on a cob or killing a puzzle. When great isn't quite enough to describe how happy you are you bust out this word.

Only the coolest people on earth use this word. Same thing with beautiful people. When you're blue eyes stop people in the their tracks your that beautiful, your life is grandulous
Mister Cheddah- "Hey beautiful how are you today?"

Ta Ta Rosa- "I am grandulous! Just got 10 pieces in a roll. I am jacked!"
by BigC-RR July 4, 2011
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Grendivous

The act of being great, grand, and stupendous at the same time.
I am having such a Grendivous time here at Disneyland that I could only express my feeling by making a new word.
by Mike Barnett December 23, 2004
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Gracious

Dang that girl look gracious!
by Young Mike April 20, 2009
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gracious grandmother

The gracious grandmother (often shortened to GG) is the act of soaking ones hand in water until it becomes wrinkled, and then using the wrinkled hand to masturbate while pretending it is an old woman masturbating you, perhaps even your grandmother.
It's been awhile since I've masturbated, I think I'll give myself a gracious grandmother.
by chrisd2345 December 27, 2008
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