Sideways Gravity

The new phenomenon discoverable only when drinking has occurred, where an object or person moves sideways and/or downwards due to actions not of their own. This phenomenon can ONLY be understood by individuals impaired by alcohol.

Example 1: Person A has been drinking and knocks an object. That object is knocked sideways and then falls.
Person B: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!

Example 2: Person A and person B are sitting on opposite ends of a bench at a party. Person A stands up and then the whole bench, including person B, tip over sideways.
Person C: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!

by Hazzababy January 19, 2014

gravity blast

gravity blast refers to a drumming technique used exclusively in extreme metal. It is a one handed roll accomplished by boucing the stick off the rim of the snare drum while hitting the head of the snare drum in a continuous manner. Not to be confused with a regular blast beat which is just 32nd notes on one hand as fast as possible. When mastered a gravity blast sounds like an extremely rapid firing machine gun, perfect for backing apocalyptic demonic death metal riffs that make you wanna rape your mom and kill your dog while bathing in the blood of your failed messiah.

The gravity blast is used by bands such as Cryptopsy, Origin, Brain Drill, Vatic Ash just to name a few.

by Malachi- Vatic Ash July 20, 2008

Zero Gravity

Feeling no pressure. Completely relaxed. Like you're floating in space.

"How you feeling Tony, how's your day?" "I'm feeling zero gravity 'man', feeling great.

by Integrity Bandit June 15, 2018

gravity

Shit that keeps you on the ground

Look, it's gravity, or something.

by John Schaffer December 18, 2004

Lateral Gravity Syndrome

Lateral Gravity Syndrome (or LGS) is the strange, unexplained force that draws boys and girls inexplicably to opposite sides of the dance floor at a party.

Because of Lateral Gravity Syndrome, Tom didn't speak to Katie all night.

by Hollerama October 28, 2006

gravity check

When an individual or object falls due to gravity; usually implies injury (or at least that it hurt).

A: Did you just trip?
B: Yeah, just a little gravity check

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

Social Gravity

The force that draws a person to their original social position, often binding a person and making them feel they cannot fight against it.

A force worth fighting against.

Rhonda clawed her way out of her situation, despite the social gravity which tried to hold her back.

by Jive Pony May 31, 2010