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fuck the government

The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.
Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.

Me, on the above: Fuck the government.
by fuck the state October 30, 2007
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Please proceed, Governor

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.
Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator
by jcb82 October 19, 2012
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govert

A verb of mixed English, Dutch and French origin used by expats in Belgium, particularly in the Brussels area. To drink progressively stronger drinks in a marathon session, usually ending the night with a martini, and waking up and going to work the next day with no apparent hangover.
"Can't believe Ryan made it in to work today! He can really govert!"
by The Idler June 12, 2013
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governator

A machine sent back in time to terminate Gray Davis and become GOVERNER of CALEEFORNIA.
by JACK BAUER September 29, 2003
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Donald Glover

Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.
Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.
by kidZboPisMysHit January 28, 2017
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The Harp-Oil Government

A collection of mostly ex oil industry employees, paid to continually harp and shill about the pristine virtues of ethical oil so clean you could drink it, ad-nauseam, and to ensure that the misguided global warming problems of "other" countries don't slow down the escalating air pollution dreams of The Harp-oil Government's owners, ad-nauseam.
Little Oil: *&^K*!!! we've had another &^%king pipeline rupture again.... It's bad, really ^%$#king bad. What should we do?

Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."

Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"

Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."
by gyrfalcon206 December 19, 2011
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pleasure giver

Someone who receives a lot of pleasure from giving pleasure.
During a sexual encounter, I am only focused on giving the person that I'm with pleasure, and bringing that person to orgasm, not receiving any sexual stimulation myself. If the person that I am with starts touching me in a sexual way, I lose interest. It's all about them, I am the pleasure giver!
by I am the pleasure giver April 4, 2014
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