The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.
Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Get the Grimy Goulashmug. Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.
(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.
(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.
(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.
by professor_rutabaga January 25, 2009
Get the Douche Goulashmug. Originating in the quiet township of petrie, QLD. The "goulash Splash" reffers to "sloppy" faecal matter.
*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)
Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash
*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)
Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash
by Snowy88 September 24, 2007
Get the Goulash Splashmug. by Chucky C December 7, 2009
Get the Baby Goulashmug. by BornBlitzed November 21, 2011
Get the American goulashmug. by vip pass October 15, 2014
Get the goulash fingermug. Don't invite Laszlo and Gabor! Those jabbering goulash niggers will leave the place smelling like paprika.
by Jesus Christ, King of the Jews December 27, 2011
Get the goulash niggermug.