Gorting

The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.

Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh

Claire: *goooorrttttt*

Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?

Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*

Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................

Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off

Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)

by MiraCabron1234098765 August 7, 2012

gort

The opposite of Trog, Trog backwards.

Trog held up to the mirror is gort.

by Ben ryder May 20, 2008

gort

A tall man who lives in Ram Ram City that serves no purpose at all except describing explicit sex moves that he does on his dog.

OK guys, Gort will Be landing in Ram Ram City in about 2 hours.

by Jay Buckley September 10, 2003

gort

The ugliest/scariest thing ever to walk the earth. See Twitch

Hi my name is: Mena the Gort

by Twitch April 8, 2004

gort

A thin beard with no mustache that runs
down the sideburns and around the jaw and chin. Named after the Gorton's fisherman. Also known as the Amish beard.

Hey - John - nice gort!

by Farleigh Uecker May 15, 2003

gort king

a nigga that's finna smoke gorts all day, errday. and he doesn't give a shit nigga

Bobby is such a gort king

by gortking420 April 3, 2009

torchin' gorts

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009