Gorting

The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.
Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh

Claire: *goooorrttttt*

Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?

Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*

Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................

Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off

Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
by MiraCabron1234098765 August 07, 2012
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Trog held up to the mirror is gort.
by Ben ryder May 20, 2008
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gort

A tall man who lives in Ram Ram City that serves no purpose at all except describing explicit sex moves that he does on his dog.
OK guys, Gort will Be landing in Ram Ram City in about 2 hours.
by Jay Buckley September 11, 2003
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The ugliest/scariest thing ever to walk the earth. See Twitch
by Twitch April 09, 2004
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gort

A thin beard with no mustache that runs
down the sideburns and around the jaw and chin. Named after the Gorton's fisherman. Also known as the Amish beard.
Hey - John - nice gort!
by Farleigh Uecker May 15, 2003
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gort king

a nigga that's finna smoke gorts all day, errday. and he doesn't give a shit nigga
Bobby is such a gort king
by gortking420 April 03, 2009
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torchin' gorts

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"
by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009
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