Gonzalo

Gonzalo’s are known to be really good looking, smart, awesome taste in music, sweet, and athletic. Gonzalo’s are great with bear hugs and their spirit animal is definitely a bear. Gonzalo’s are the best person to possibly hang out, Are very lovable, adorable, and give the best kisses. In conclusion, gonzalos are the best.

Hello gonzalo

by SOMEONE827367373 October 15, 2021

Gonzalez

Gonzalez is a strong Hispanic last name, meaning "Of War"
So to hell with the haters!
- you know who this is

I wish i could be a Gonzalez!!
That Gonzalez is so fine!

by Sanjaga September 29, 2006

Danny Gonzalez

The leader of gregs and part time sleep paralysis demon. Legally the greatest youtuber.

Greg: Have you seen the new Danny Gonzalez video.
Craig: No, but I think I've seen him somewhere else.

by Gregoreo3 July 2, 2022

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009

goodas fi dem

jamaican descent.. it means a girl that is better than the rest. she does it better than every other girl

gyal you a goodas fi dem

by BABy BORiCUA November 17, 2009

speedy gonzalito

Person with a small penis who comes too fast (twice)

Pascal is such a Speedy Gonzalito!

by MaxFdr89 May 5, 2017

Alberto Gonzales

Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.

A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia

by el_che April 25, 2006