Skip to main content

Goosenecking

This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation

I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
by Lascivious January 5, 2011
mugGet the Goosenecking mug.

Goobacks

Time traveling immigrants from the future that come to the past looking for work. They work for so little that they take the people of the present's jobs. They put their money in a savings acount so that in the future it will be worth billions of dollars. Their language and race are the mixture of every race in the world.
Chad: I've been working at my job for 14 years now and these Goobacks come in and do my job barely any money. They took my JAWB!!
by schweattyballs69 June 18, 2010
mugGet the Goobacks mug.

goosedick

Usally a young woman that teases up a penis or causes a hard-on with mind over matter power. The word can also be a verb.
The little goosedick gave me a hard on while I was half asleep and she thought I wouldn't notice. (noun)

She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)
by woodworkin steve January 12, 2008
mugGet the goosedick mug.

Goosenecking

The act of giving head while also being titty banged. The girl tilts her head forward to take the penis in her mouth while it is between her chest, causing her neck to look like a goose’s neck.
So I was Titty bangin this chick last night when she started goosenecking it. It was a pleasant surprise.
by coxycor January 17, 2020
mugGet the Goosenecking mug.

Wring My Gooseneck

A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.
Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.

You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
mugGet the Wring My Gooseneck mug.

gooback

Racial slur against immigrants from the year 4000.
Those goobacks took our jeeoeoorrbbss!
by Funnelcake April 29, 2004
mugGet the gooback mug.

Goosefuck

A word used to describe something controversial that nobody likes and everyone likes.
"That guy is a total Goosefuck!"
by Litten17 July 20, 2020
mugGet the Goosefuck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email