gooroo

A person online, typically clean shaven, filming with an iPhone that is talking out of their ass about how to be successful with ease at things they have had no actual practical success in.

Wait a second before you click off this video, I invite you to take two minutes to learn how I and my 3,894 other clients make 2% a day on the stock market. Let me be your GOOROO!!!

by TheRealSombra October 17, 2020

Gooro

1. Official currency of the nation of Goo.
2. Term used for imaginary cash.

The people of gooland, often mistaken for dirty jews, print their money on toliet paper with invisible ink.

The freain' bum owes me 60 bucks and thinks he can pay me in Gooros.

by rrod March 11, 2005

goorniny

Tiger in the bathroom

I am a goorniny from last night.

by instructor in the morning September 18, 2013

goorgon

Using Google (or any search engine) to search and find jargon's to insert in a speech or article or presentation, with an intention to appear knowledgeable / intelligent / smart / different from the crowd!!!

The article is full of goorgon's!!!

by Ajvadakkedath October 23, 2017

Gooray

When something is just ridiculously amazing 🤩

Gooray that’s amazing

by CountryBoy98 December 8, 2020

goorum

Gross sticky fluid

Mate: touches gross fluid

"Ew what is that"
That's goorum ya dog

by Omtay January 13, 2021

Sam Goorno

Any 12-year-olds who can adequately sauce on black children.

John: Man, did you see how Sam Goorno sauced on those black kids?
Rob: Yeah man, shit was wild!

by Goorn0 September 30, 2020