gooterhead

That is a dumbass. That's what that is.

That gooterhead smoked some crack and had some holes in the hotel room and got cement all over the walls...and he doesn't do concrete work.

by Bob Binachi January 22, 2007

Goonter

Any persons unattractive sibling is called a “goonter”

Check it out, she has a goonter.

by DownyShart June 28, 2019

Gooster

A gooster is the slang for when a goose rides on a scooter.

This phenomenon is actually a great scientific mystery, why are there geese on scooters? Who put the goose on the scooter? What is going on?

"Look at that gooster!"
"It's doing the gooster!"

by Boohount6 May 26, 2019

gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

gooter cheese

the cheese from in between the goots of gooter boy(matthew aka gooterluver69420)

Matthew has gooter cheese

by gooterboyluver69420 January 7, 2022