gloombee

a depressed person who makes it their whole personality, and threatens to off themselves when they are bored.

person 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
person 2: stop being such a gloombee

by Hi Luis May 21, 2023

Goombie

A cheesy dude who thinks he's in the matrix, bowling round in his nifty-lookin' shades and saying stuff like "fuck the corporate bigwigs" and saying "ass" when they're British.

A clumsy attempt at a punk-cum-hippie. They tend to rock a flimsy-yet-long mane atop their acne-ridden faces. Walking with a bob that only the truly socially inept can manage and avoiding eye contact with anyone they pass, goombies will listen to their faux-rock while mime-drumming.

Rubbish trainer/jean combos are also a tell-tale sign.

Normal Man - "Hey man, do you want to go and grab some coffee later or something?"

Goombie - "Fuck the corporations, asshat."

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Normal Man - "Hey man, want to go for a drink tonight?"

Goombie - "Society is so evil freakin' evil, government fatcats and chavs are ruining the enviroment."

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Normal Man - "Hey man."

Goombie - "You just hate me 'cos I'm different."

by IJBlog August 2, 2011

goomble

To find something during an unrelated or slightly-related google search, to "google-stumble"

Yesterday, I goombled upon this awesome link while I was looking for something else completely.

by pearbear August 26, 2013

goomzeegams

Italian-American slang for a man’s testicles.

Mama Mia it’s colder than yah sista outside. Come over here and open that mouth so I can warm up these goomzeegams.

by Jimminycricket696969 February 20, 2023

Goomber

A stinking ass goomba who doesn't deserve to live in a Koopa world. Mario was right to squish those assholes.

Throw his ass out. He's a goomber! He's a goomber! He's a goomber! A goomber, look, there's a goomber!

by Joey Sauce January 2, 2021

goomberries

A salty type of berry

I ate goomberries today, they were so salty. I through them away

by dumbassBxtch August 7, 2021

goobee

A dirty ugly fat whore

Yeah that guy is such a goobee

by Lalola October 2, 2022