gooey goo goo gaga

gooey goo goo gaga is elephant semen whisked up into a dough-like substance.

gooey goo goo gaga serves absolutely no purpose, but to look funny and smell like shit. also, it is extremely expensive

me- “yo whats up, Peje. i just bought 10 pounds of gooey goo goo gaga from the african government!”

peje- “save me some!”

by bigmanchad July 26, 2023

The gooey duck

When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

by Hi5yoface February 13, 2019

gooey waffle

The male mounts the female and ejaculates on a flat surface of the female's body. After ejaculation, he grabs a fly swatter and slaps the pool of semen, therefore causing a (gooey waffle).

Female: "Oh god give it to me! Give me the gooey waffle!"

Male: "Uhhhh here it comes, the GOOEY WAFFLE!!!!! (male ejaculates all over female's back and swats her with fly swatter)

by natelex February 14, 2009

Gooey Duck

The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)

1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!

by killer jr October 23, 2008

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

Gooed

The consumption of too many drugs e.g weed, alcohol, blow with the accumulation of too many pizza pockets puts the users into a complete state of paralysis unable to remove from the couch only the addiction of the substances will give the user the motive and or the drive to remove him or herself from the couch and to the fridge, bong, or glass chessboard placed on the table right in front of him

Spencer: how much weed have we got left

Nigel: urrrrrgh urrrrgh

Rob: he's gooed to the couch

James: lets eat his pizza pockets

by critizise this February 1, 2013

gooey caesar

When you jerkoff on a girl wearing a Burger King crown.

Bro I was hanging out with this chick eating nuggets and fries and one thing led to another and she put the burger crown on and I commenced the gooey caesar.

by joeyballz November 25, 2015