Goodness

Something irritating, offensive or horrific and you are too polite or too taken aback to swear proper.

Goodness there was a lot of blood at that crime scene.

Goodness by pocketloki September 3, 2020

Goodness Gracious 

Goodness gracious is an exclamation of excitement, surprise or frustration. It is a Southern term used primarily as a substitute for cursing, and as such it is a minced oath. Sweet little old ladies use this term a lot.

1. Goodness gracious, Tommy, clean up that room!
2. Goodness gracious, if you don't just look beautiful today, honey!
3. Goodness gracious, I have gas today something fierce.

Goodness Gracious by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011

Goodness me 

The European Version of oh my God. Used a lot in soccer, by announcers. It's also used in their every day language.

Goodness me I just failed that test.

Goodness me by Bingya November 16, 2016

Goodness gracious 

A feeling to show that you’re shocked. SIKE! Naw, it’s just a phrase to say anytime you fucking want.

Goodness gracious that was great

Oh damn goodness gracious

Simply: “goodness gracious”

Goodness gracious by Resting_bitch_face September 21, 2019

Goodness Gracious Packolacious 

Goodness Gracious Packolacious is used as a phrase to show extreme shock in a joking manor.

"Goodness Gracious Packolacious! That's so mean!"

Goodness Gracious Packolacious by Low self esteem lord January 31, 2023

goodness gravy

is a flavorful gravy that you pour on dry dog food

Hey, Rover do you want your Goodness Gravy?

goodness gravy by megd44 October 23, 2015

Goodness grossness 

An exclamation of surprise when seeing something disgusting.

I explained, "Goodness grossness!" when the rather large when bent over and her phone peaked out.

Goodness grossness by Kjahnke812 July 18, 2017