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Gooching

The act of a man master-baiting and ejaculating into the woman’s mouth without any physical contact. Typically used by abstinent Christians.
Dude I am so gooching her tonight.”
by Eedyas October 13, 2023
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Gooching

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.

For the past tense use: 'Gooched'
"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"

"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"

"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"
by BigChad69 April 17, 2024
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Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds
I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.
by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025
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Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.
Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’
by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025
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Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch
“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching
by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023
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