gonzalo

Standing by the side of the road with seven police men shinning a torch behind your balls

Ask gonzalo

by CLIFFTON February 6, 2014

Gonzalo Thought

Gonzalo Thought is a social and political theory originated by Abimael Guzman (also called "Gonzalo"), who was the chairman of the Communist Party of Peru-Shining Path. It proposes following the military line of struggle, by militarization and concentric construction of the party. Gonzalo also believed that such a revolution in a single country could spark a world revolution.

Apply Gonzalo Thought! Death to parliamentary cretinism!

by KalingaMaoistTiger January 28, 2022

Gonzalo Gonzalez

That one dude with a humongous penis. He’s packing about 18 inches.

AYO remember that one dude Gonzalo Gonzalez? I heard he had a huge cock! Yeah he’s packing about 16 inches!

by Ayo_jake February 12, 2021

Peyton and Gonzalo

two of the most sexiest people on the planet. their milkshakes bring all the boys and cats to the yard. especially when they are together, everyone wants to be them and want them. they get along with anyone and are not shy. they pretend they have tons of friends, when in reallity they are just mean slutty loser whores.

Your a bigger slut than Peyton and gonzalo!

by noicantugly August 16, 2011

Gonzalo

Gonzalo is a peculiar individual who has a tinny dick with so much foreskin it looks like red ridding hood.

Friend: Is that a dick or an empenada
Other friend: If its a dick it must be Gonzalo’s

by Angoodladfromtexas November 21, 2021

Gonzalo

Gonzalos are a living legend known for loving music have the best taste in music and playing guitar they have the voice of an angel and are ridiculously handsome and ohhhh soooo sexy, they give the most sensual kisses. Most cultures and artistic people you’ll ever meet and always the life of the party, all the ladies want some Gonzalo, If you can ever meet a Gonzalo, be friends with him as long as you live. Very trustworthy aswell, and an easy person to talk to.

Guy: Gonzalo is here, man he aint even all that

Other Guy: We in the presence of a living legend you better respect
Girl: (blushing)did some one say GGGGonzalo? Great I’m gonna faint from all that sexiness sigh….

by Xxnaughtycowgirlxx November 24, 2021

gonzalo herranz

The best person in the world, everyone likes him and if you find him you will notice the handsome he is. He has lots of birds and he is the strongest man in the world

Gonzalo Herranz Is the best

by True6980- November 22, 2021