Definitions by Angoodladfromtexas

IPA

Someone who's laking both in rizz and clout, tend to have small penises

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Gonzalo is a peculiar individual who has a tinny dick with so much foreskin it looks like red ridding hood.

Friend: Is that a dick or an empenada
Other friend: If its a dick it must be Gonzalo’s

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