Gonzalos are known for loving music and being handsome. If you can ever meet a Gonzalo, be friends with him as long as you live. Very trustworthy aswell, and an easy person to talk to.
Person 1: This is my friend.
Friend: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Person 2: You are so nice your name must be Gonzalo
Friend: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Person 2: You are so nice your name must be Gonzalo
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A semi-erect penis. Usually 1/2 to 3/5 the way to being fully erect.
Also can be simplified to "Gonzo".
Variations of term:
Gonzor: The one who is causing the Gonzo Nose. Usually female.
Gonzee: The one who is getting the Gonzo Nose. Male.
Upside-Down Gonzo Nose - An overly erect penis.
Gonzette: Female who habitually causes Gonzo Noses.
For clarification, see image of the character "Gonzo" from Jim Henson's "The Muppets".
Also can be simplified to "Gonzo".
Variations of term:
Gonzor: The one who is causing the Gonzo Nose. Usually female.
Gonzee: The one who is getting the Gonzo Nose. Male.
Upside-Down Gonzo Nose - An overly erect penis.
Gonzette: Female who habitually causes Gonzo Noses.
For clarification, see image of the character "Gonzo" from Jim Henson's "The Muppets".
Gonzor - "Hey, you ready to bang me?"
Gonzee - "Nope, all I got is a Gonzo Nose."
Gonzor - "Well, you need to hurry and turn that Gonzo in to an Upside-Down Gonzo Nose so you can jam it in my a-hole."
Gonzee - "Okay."
Gonzee - "Nope, all I got is a Gonzo Nose."
Gonzor - "Well, you need to hurry and turn that Gonzo in to an Upside-Down Gonzo Nose so you can jam it in my a-hole."
Gonzee - "Okay."
by Banghorse July 28, 2009
Get the Gonzo Nose mug.Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
by Rollo & Biff January 9, 2008
Get the Sloppy Gonzales mug.Gonzalo’s are known to be really good looking, smart, awesome taste in music, sweet, and athletic. Gonzalo’s are great with bear hugs and their spirit animal is definitely a bear. Gonzalo’s are the best person to possibly hang out, Are very lovable, adorable, and give the best kisses. In conclusion, gonzalos are the best.
Hello gonzalo
by SOMEONE827367373 October 15, 2021
Get the Gonzalo mug.Gonzalez is a strong Hispanic last name, meaning "Of War"
So to hell with the haters!
- you know who this is
So to hell with the haters!
- you know who this is
by Sanjaga September 29, 2006
Get the Gonzalez mug.A university lecture characterised by a replacement of the more formal yet boring teaching methods advocated by teacher training colleges and academic managers by insane sounding rants in which the lecturer replaces dry subject matter with their own uncomfortable, personal truth. Based on Hunter S. Thompson's particular brand of gonzo journalism, the Gonzo Lecture is characterised by first person point of view run wild and an oft-indistinguishable fusion of real-world facts and fictional confabulation. The gonzo lecturer may often combine their personal narrative style with contrived personal and often avant-garde anecdotes, expressions of angry disillusionment, foul language and other methods such as textbook throwing. Meta levels of thought are often subtly conveyed through homage to popular cultural symbols and controversial opinions with which the audience identifies. The objective of The Gonzo Lecture is to wake-up the audience to their own oppression by corrupt power systems through engaging them in personal reflection, prompted by their own discomfort. This reflection is designed to stimulate an aspiration on their part to rethink their self-concept as a channel towards personal change. The Gonzo Lecture, as part of the wider field of Gonzo Education is sometimes considered unprofessional by those not yet intellectually freed from the shackles of oppressive power.
Example 1:
Lecturer: This textbook on your required reading list is a piece of total fucking dog-shit! (throws the book into the lecture theatre to be fought over by the audience)
Student 1: This lecture is totally fucked up, man.
Student 2: Yeah...it's fuckin gonzo, dude.
Student 1: But that book IS totally shit, man.
Example 2:
Lecturer: So big corporations encourage you to volunteer in order that you can work for them for free in order that you can get good work experience for your CV so when you graduate you can get a good job with them, cos they already know you're a fucking gullible patsy who will serve them well for the future. Does that sound fucked up to you?
Student: (thinks...) Fuck, I volunteer for free all the time and never thought I was being taken advantage of. I love this Gonzo Lecture, it speaks truth.
Lecturer: This textbook on your required reading list is a piece of total fucking dog-shit! (throws the book into the lecture theatre to be fought over by the audience)
Student 1: This lecture is totally fucked up, man.
Student 2: Yeah...it's fuckin gonzo, dude.
Student 1: But that book IS totally shit, man.
Example 2:
Lecturer: So big corporations encourage you to volunteer in order that you can work for them for free in order that you can get good work experience for your CV so when you graduate you can get a good job with them, cos they already know you're a fucking gullible patsy who will serve them well for the future. Does that sound fucked up to you?
Student: (thinks...) Fuck, I volunteer for free all the time and never thought I was being taken advantage of. I love this Gonzo Lecture, it speaks truth.
by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010
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