sakata gintoki

cheap, lazy, good-for-nothing. will try to get out of doing any hardwork whatsoever. despite that, is dependable and reliable and can generally be an all around badass

"where is that useless lazy bastard who is refusing to pay the rent?" "oh that sakata gintoki? upstairs"

by jjba October 16, 2013

Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.

The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths.

by heeeeehhh October 11, 2020

Gintoki Sakata

Gintoki Sakata is the main character in the anime 'Gintama', he has a natural silver perm hairstyle and is a very powerful samurai which is usually seen carrying a wooden sword.He lives on top of a bar and is ussually not paying his rent or is late on paying his rent,he lives with a young alien girl who sleeps in his cupboard.In the show he is sometimes called a "sadist". He runs a business called "odd jobs" and he is seen doing random things for money e.g Fixing rooftops,Following someone,Protecting someone/something etc... Gintoki is an energetic person and has many friends who respect him and stay with him.

"Oh, you have a perm ? , just like Gintoki Sakata from Gintama"

by Vimlexsir February 29, 2012

gonokakakhackus

A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets

Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!

by Rambozo the Clown December 2, 2013

install gentoo

The solution to all your computer problems.

<n00b_lol> hey how do i overclock my tcp driver to unlock the gigabit feature in my v.34 modem
<i_heart_rms> install gentoo

by armucat January 7, 2013

Gonome

A Headcrab Zombie's second stage of mutation, appearing only in Half-Life: Opposing Force.

If a Headcrab Zombie isn't killed, it turns into a Gonome.

by Skelwor December 9, 2009

queen of gondor

Giving a handjob while being shit on

Man, I was so drunk, I gave my buddy Dusty a Queen of Gondor.

by GondorResident May 19, 2018