gonch

Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.

aka gawnch or gonchies

ewwwwww, whose immigrant gonch???

by Dexter March 26, 2003

Gonschous

Gorgeous; bodacious; perfect in every way

"No one has the right to be so fucking gonschous."

by Rainbow Lorri May 9, 2023

gunschilli

That streamer who once fucked a bucket

Gunschilli has a pencil willy

by Gunschilli December 18, 2015

goeschl

A period in which one suffers

It's goeschl time!

by Pcy January 27, 2016

Goncharov Effect

When the made up thing is better than the real thing.

An effect establish by Tumblr users in the year 2022 when an image of a tag on a boot lead to the discovery of what may be the worlds best cinematic masterpiece, Goncharov.

What starts as a normal play day on Tumblr quickly spirals into a mass fanfare concerning obscure director Mateo JWHJ0715.

"Man, Twitter won't shut up about this absolute beast of a classic movie."
"Goncharov Effect, my friend."

by GoncharovFan597 November 28, 2022

gonch pull

a severe wedgie that results with the victim having a shit stain in his drawers after the fact.

i had to change my underwear after that gonch pull he gave me!

by gonch November 4, 2007

Ginch Gonch

A brand of very expensive underwear, about 30 dollars a pair with designs on them, 25 for 'basic'. For both men and women. Some of their designs have very sexual connotations (wiener eater, ass licker, piggy bottoms, beaver eater, shooting stars, ect.) Pretty much not available anywhere but online. Very colorful. They try and mimic youthfulness, and the result is underwear so playful it's barely sexy.

"Your underwear has pictures of hockey players?"
"Yeah, wanna fuck?"
"Not if you aren't wearing Ginch Gonch. Bright colors turn me on!"

by EDAWGfff March 24, 2007