angeline gonzales

A charlatan who will take your money.

Angeline Gonzales stole $115 from me. What a Charlatan.

by Angeline is a charlatan July 30, 2017

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

Alberto Gonzales

(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"

Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!


I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.

by straightedgepunk123 June 26, 2008

The Gonzales

The Gonzales is an advanced sexual maneuver named after its founder Mr P. Gonzales. It involves the "woman" figure in the relationship to be strapped down forcefully, and held captive (of course just acting, rather than reality) for a period of some days. The woman figure is forcefully fed from a nutrient tube, or nutrient dildo from which he/she must slowly suck all that they will live on for a period of unknown proportion. The mixture must incorporate the required nutrients for life of course, along with small traces of semen, slowly increasing over the period. The semen should be that of the sexual partner's in order to heighten the sense of intimacy. The maneuver is best performed strapped to a chair, and their should be some form of inflatable dildo underneath that inflates at key moments during the sexual acts, either into the vagina, or rectum if it should be a male in the chair. "The Gonzales" usually lasts roughly 4-5 days, and can be performed with either a man or woman, though P.Gonzales' preference is a male to share his (what some would call sick) fantasies with. P.Gonzales has a doctorate in alternate sexual fetishes from Oxford University, London, and is a world renowned professor on the subject. This maneuver should not be performed by the feint of heart, and P.Gonzales' in-depth guide should be consulted on his website, which includes information on many more moves, this being his signature move, hence its name "The Gonzales".

Hey ross, you wanna go bak to mine tonight and perform "The Gonzales" for a few days?

by Anon76 August 3, 2009

Dirty Gonzales

while in the act of sexual intercourse, the man or woman slips his or her finger into the anal cavity of their respective partner; Then removes "said" finger and shamefully slips it into his or her partners needy mouth..

woman, says "what the hell was that, I believe you just gave me a taste of my own ass" dirty gonzales baby!!

by TheBigDirty December 18, 2011

Gonzales

Pretty much the baddest person on the planet. Inventor of such classics as CUMB and LQTM. Runs roughshod on all schmohawks he encounters. Will rough up a chick if she wants it and maybe accidently if she doesn't. Oh yeah, has a huge penis and very nice balls.

"Superman wishes he was Gonzales"

by timogonzo August 27, 2011

Filthy Gonzales

When you have diarrhea, then wipe back to front toward your balls, then wipe them across her upper lip, you have given her a filthy Gonzales. It's a dirty sanchez/teabag hybrid.

That Mexican food made me pee out of my butt earlier. I was in a hurry when I wiped and spread Nutella. Later that night I gave my girl a filthy Gonzales.

by DirtyGonzales September 4, 2014