unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.
"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."
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It is when you have really oily, greasy, dirty, and disgusting hair. Usually the sunday gomina is the worst.
"I didn't wash my hair for a week, I have such a bad gomina!!"
"Look at her hair, she is the gomina queen"
"After the party on saturday night, I have the Sunday gomina for breakfast at caf!"
"Look at her hair, she is the gomina queen"
"After the party on saturday night, I have the Sunday gomina for breakfast at caf!"
by gomina queen December 6, 2011
Get the Gomina mug.Gnomenclature is the science concerning the production of electricity. Inside of wires there are thousands of tiny gnomes awaiting command to begin high-fiving. When you flip a light switch on, it triggers a chain reaction between the gnomes. One high-fives the other and a domino affect begins, carrying exponentially increasing gnome high-five magic along a chain of microscopic gnomes, eventually leading to the bulb which is set to continuously run by a gnome performing interpretive dance inside the filament.
Cody - "I heard butt-town is all out of electricity, the papers are saying the gnomes are on strike"
Charlie - "What they need to do is bring some scientists in to negotiate the terms of gnomenclature with them"
Charlie - "What they need to do is bring some scientists in to negotiate the terms of gnomenclature with them"
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A beautiful intelligent woman, she loves finding new things to do! She is so loving to the people around her. You will never meet someone like her, she is unique and special in her own way.
by Genesis_26 May 29, 2020
Get the gomana mug.Named after Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, this type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.
Private Cash "Did you see that Gomer Pyle trying to catch butterflies at the shooting range last night?"
Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."
Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."
Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."
Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."
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