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Golfers Ass

Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece
Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster
Tom: Dude!
by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006
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Oldie but a goldie

Something that is old or a tradition, but is still valued or golden. A classic.
Golfer #1: Hey have you ever played St. Andrews old course?

Golfer #2: Ugh, no I wish. It's an oldie but a goldie.
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Goldiedrunk

So influenced by whisky or other forms of alcohol that you no longer are abel to talk or walk properly.

Norwegian expression.

Sometimes used in norwegian: "Gulli-drita" or "Goldie-dridas"
Listen, people. We need a bucket and cab ASAP. This guy is Goldiedrunk.
by Lt Webb January 5, 2011
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Goldie

Goldie: A fun, loving, outgoing person. Always cheerful and there for you when you need her the most. A "typical" Goldie usually has blonde hair. She changes it often though. She's also well-noted for being spontaneous and random. A Goldie is a good friend that you will never want to lose. She's an amazing person inside and out. She's also a very beautiful woman. To have and know a Goldie is a treasure best kept. Also, she has some bomb ass pussy.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: Oh, its Goldie
Person 1: She's gorgeous, I wish I looked like her
Person 2: I wish that too.
by Wicket_Clown December 11, 2012
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midnight golfer

A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.
BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.

PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.

BC: You know what I heard about Roger?

PL: What?

BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.

PL: What?

BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.

PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?

BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.

PL: I don't know what you mean.
by ErikN October 7, 2005
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Goldie Spawn

Have you seen "Almost Famous"? I'ts a Cameron Crowe movie with Goldie Spawn.
by Buttwheat August 19, 2009
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Goofiest

Something a person does that is considered 'goofy' but the biggest goofy thing someone does can be known as there 'goofiest' moment.
A Goofiest act made by someone where for example they jump off a wall like an idiot and swing there arms & legs around in the air.
by el paso1234 June 5, 2009
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